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  1. chelsearay6545 chelsearay6545
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    The Hardest Part Is Knowing He Still Cares

  2. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    Nemo 2, Monters inc. 2, toy story 4.... Welcome back childhood!!!

  3. sunset125 sunset125
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    Me: Mom can I have a ride to my friends?
    Mom: No you can walk
    Me: What If I get kidnapped
    Mom: Trust me they'd take you back
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: so about that ride..

  4. a_part_of_me a_part_of_me
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    GIRL: We're bestfriends, right?
    BOY: Yes, of course.
    GIRL: So be honest with me, who do you like?
    BOY: I don't like someone. I love someone.
    GIRL: Ohh, she must be very lucky!
    BOY: She is, I've loved her ever since I met her.
    GIRL: Really! Well since we're bestfriends, I want to meet her. Go call her!
    BOY: Oh, okay.
    *Boy takes out phone, dails her number and calls her.*
    GIRL: Wait, hold on, I think I'm getting a call.
    *Answers phone.*
    GIRL: Hello?
    BOY: I love you

  5. skyrochelle skyrochelle
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 8:41pm UTC
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  6. StayBeautifulLoveox StayBeautifulLoveox
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    making your ponytail so tight
    that you get a face lift ♥

  7. soccerxgirlx97 soccerxgirlx97
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    Phil went back to the Future.
    Raven went to College.
    Hannah Montana revealed her Secret.
    Zach and Cody finally Graduated.
    Alex became the Russo Family Wizard.
    now were left with...
    a teenage nanny.
    two dramatic dancers.
    & an annoying family.
    My childhood is officially over.

  8. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 1:30pm UTC
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  9. Jasminekaybutterfly Jasminekaybutterfly
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 1:15am UTC
    ………………¸·*¨¯¨*·.
    ………………`·-·*…..).·*¨¯¨*·¸
    …………………..¸,.·´……*·-·´
    ..·*¨¯¯¨*·¸…….*´¯) I'm so tired of having to pretend like I'm not falling apart.
    (………..`·.,¸_¸,.· I wish I could just be happy.
    .`·-·*

  10. k4sper k4sper
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    I don't give a damn about your age, weight,
    sexuality, height, gender or skin color.
    As long as you respect me, I'll respect you.

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC
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  12. righteous_kid35 righteous_kid35
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    i want a picture of you
    so I can show Santa Clause what I want for Christmas. <3

  13. Coconut_Lipgloss Coconut_Lipgloss
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    Who else uses fake dates on homework
    so it doesn't look like you did it at the last minute ...

  14. ry22 ry22
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    5%5 5% of people actually sing the words to rap songs
    2% Just don't sing at all
    93% make random noises, hoping to sound like the person singing
    Fav if your that 93%

  15. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    Jake
    Hi, this is Jake's mom.. I wanted to let all of you know that he is no longer allowed on facebook due to the choices he made today. He posted on facebook personal information about someone, that regardless if it was true or not, it was rude. Because he chose to try and make her mad by spreading personal information, I thought he should know how it feels when the tables are turned.
    He wet the bed until he was 8.
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    46 people like this

  16. justtheregirl justtheregirl
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    That terrifying moment,
    when he looks at you while your staring at him.

  17. NMQuotesNMFormat NMQuotesNMFormat
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    My internet wasn't working...
    I think my neighbors ///
    forgot to pay the bill.
    How irresponsible of them. 

  18. xRoxMySox xRoxMySox
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    OMG
    This Actually Works!
    1. Hold your breath.
    2. Die.

  19. Kelsey* Kelsey*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    Our School Banned
    Us from hugging people in the 8th grade. Click the [♥] if you think thats wrong.
    notmine

  20. laurlaur laurlaur
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    I want the ''Damn! You guys are still together?'' type of relationship.

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