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britany*
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April 12, 2013 8:33pm UTC

Rapper: I be f*cking all dem b*tches
Rapper: Smokin all dem blunts
Rapper: Gettin drunk every night
Rapper: F*ck all ya!
Rapper: *Gets an award*
Rapper: I'd just like to thank God.

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lexerz0608
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 9:46pm UTC

Why am I so angry all the time.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 4:01pm UTC

You know
what makes me angry?
Sometimes I try really hard to look nice,
like I wake up and get motivated
and put on nice clothes and bracelets
and shoes and I feel good
And then, some girl wearing sweats and a messy bun
still look 40 times hotter than me.
I can't win.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:50pm UTC

your "jokes" hurt.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:52pm UTC

*looks in the mirror.*
"oh, so that's why people don't like me."

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:54pm UTC

someone fall in love with me i am bored

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:56pm UTC

next time you're washing your hands next to
somebody, cup your hands under the tap water until the water overflows, then look at them dramatically and say "this water is getting out of hand." it's a guaranteed way to make friends. i have never tried it, but it's guaranteed.

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jariley*
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 8:29pm UTC

Missing her is like
a year without rain.

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jariley*
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Because everything happens for a reason
whether you like it or not.

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jariley*
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 8:07pm UTC

Gangnam Style was so 2012.
Harlem Shake time.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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idance
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 6:09pm UTC

format by; idance.
I'm going to name my daughter Xbox
so all the boys will love her.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 4:42pm UTC

what if someone called your phone, whispered your witty username and then hung up

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MyPaperDreams
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 1:29pm UTC

Peasant
(Noun)
1. Someone your better than
2. A non-Witty user
"Dont touch me you peasant"

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 5:58pm UTC

be nice to me i may be hot one day
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 7:57pm UTC

you could give me 43 years of
homework to do and i wouldnt do it
until the night before
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 4:08pm UTC

You told me
that I was just another face in the crowd,
so I told you that you were just another jerk.
Maybe it was my fault to interrupt your words,
because while you were walking away,
I heard you murmur,
“another face in the crowd that managed
to take my breath away.”
While I found myself saying,
“another jerk,that I’d die to be with.”

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phee
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 4:04pm UTC

i
love
falling
asleep
to
the
sound
of
rain

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 2:21pm UTC

The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 4:15pm UTC

I wonder
how many people lose the only person in their life
that will ever get their whole heart.
I wonder how many people just let go
because they think it will be easier.
I wonder what it is like to have to move on,
but knowing that you will always want him over anyone else.
Well for all those people I have some advice;
When you finally find him,
when he makes you happier then anyone else,
never let him slip away.
Hold on with everything you got and fight till the very end.
Because all your life you will have him in the back of your mind.
Sure you’ll love again, but will it be the same?
Never.
Because he was the one.

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