LandonIsWitty posted a quote
June 27, 2013 3:37pm UTC
THIS IS AMERICA, PEOPLE. It's totally cool if you state your opinion on the internet. BUT THIS IS AMERICA. Which means it's also totally cool if someone b-tches you out because they disagree. SO. If you're going to say something, toughen up, brace yourself, and learn to deal with a little hate. And I'll end with a joke: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesawus !
LandonIsWitty posted a quote
June 27, 2013 11:45am UTC
6 year old me: yeah I'll probably be famous or something by the time I'm a teenager. teenage me: I once watched 7 seasons of this show on netflix in one night. *Moonwalks off into the sunset*
LandonIsWitty posted a quote
June 27, 2013 11:35am UTC
Miley Cyrus used to be all "boom clap, boom de clap de clap." And now shes twerking in music videos and scaring jimmy kimmel. I wonder how roxy would feel about this.
LandonIsWitty posted a quote
June 25, 2013 11:03pm UTC
Does anyone remember the old witty? Not the really old witty, just a few years ago.. When top quotes got 1,000+ faves? When we didn't get so p/ssed at each other? When opinions and vents were allowed? When quotes didnt have to be funny to get some faves? Well, I do. Sigh.
LandonIsWitty posted a quote
June 25, 2013 10:56pm UTC
What if the internet was broadcasted on the news? *Anchorman voice* "Today, at 5 o'clock: @MikeCuddy_22 is still fighting with @GinaSwag_Gurll over twitter. BravoSierra has about 10 top quotes.. No surprise there. Instagram has introduced video capabilities.. Say goodbye to vine. @Miss_Classy_Shizz says she hates her mom.. for the fourth time this week. Some basic teenage male retweeted an *ahem* -indecent- pic from @ilikegirlsdaily You just reblogged 107 pictures of cats. More at eleven." DUNN NUNN NAHH
LandonIsWitty posted a quote
June 25, 2013 10:41pm UTC
Yanno what sucks? I could text you every single day, talk to you all the time, see you whenever i want, and still, it would never be enough. What's worse, is that the feeling isn't, and probably never will be, mutual. *Sigh*
LandonIsWitty posted a quote
May 10, 2013 11:26pm UTC
Everyone's got that name. when you hear it, the memories come flooding back, drowning you in emotion. or it shows up on your phone, right when you thought it didnt matter anymore. or, worst of all, the person whom the name belongs to decides to slip back into your life again. and even though you miss them oh so dearly, you dread getting attatched again. but you know its inevitable. and thats why love sucks.
basically my mood every day: ew how about no can u not stahp get a life honestly are you that dumb i'm done leave get out go home is it possible to die of stupidity exposure get away from me peasant
i feel like i really am a fun and original person but i literally have so little confidence that i could never dream of expressing myself in the ways that i really wish i could.
I can't wait til I get you on the floor, good lookin. Goin out so hot, just like an oven. And I'll burn myself, but just had to touch it. It's so fly, and it's all mine. ...I softly sang to my pizza as i pulled it from the microwave. quote credit to landoniswitty
LandonIsWitty posted a quote
May 3, 2013 10:49am UTC
If i text you and you joke around about not liking me i laugh but then at 2:30 in the morning i'll read our texts and over analyze everything and decide that you weren't joking and you probably want to never see me again and you hope i die in a hole and honestly this is probably why i've never had a girlfriend oops.
LandonIsWitty posted a quote
March 4, 2013 11:08am UTC
This is 10 percent luck, 20 percent skill, 15 percent concentrated power of will, 5 percent pleasure, 50 percent pain, and 100 percent reason to remember the name.