LandonIsWitty

Status: I just really want to see monsters university idk

Member Since: 18 Jun 2012 01:41pm

Last Seen: 30 Dec 2013 12:50am

Location: My house. Always.

Gender: M

user id: 309705

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This is unimportant. Go read my quotes. Peace out girl scout.

LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 11:32am UTC

Girls fall for the wrong guys,
Usually because the wrong guys
Say all the right things ♥
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posted a quote
October 27, 2012 8:45pm UTC

Cat: You have to stay on a leash. Ha!
Dog: They don't put you on a leash because they want you to run away.
Cat: ...

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 6:20pm UTC

If eve doomed the entire human race for an apple..
What would she do for a klondike bar?
//notmine//

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 6:00pm UTC

Starbucks really isn't that expensive,
When you consider what Victoria's Secret charges per cup..
//notmine//

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 9:50pm UTC

It seems like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters,
And make fun of our ex's, oh ohh.
It seems like a perfect night for breakfast at midnight,
To fall in love with strangers, oh ohh.
We're happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.
It's miserable and magical, ohh yeah.
my friend has been singing this all day. It's actually good though? hahaha!

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 9:36pm UTC

It's sort of funny,
How quickly you can go from having eveything with someone..
To barely even being able to look at each other.
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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 4:17pm UTC

If you have a problem with me, text me about it.
And if you don't have my number,
you don't know me enough
to have a problem
wth me.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 3:55pm UTC

_______^_______^________^_______^________^_______^_______
I'm still alive, but I'm barely breathing.
_______^________^_________^_________^_________^_________

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 3:49pm UTC

The eighth deadly sin should be
having an awesome username but never going on your account.
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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 3:47pm UTC

And I won't give up on us, even if the skies get rough.
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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 10:36am UTC

click to see this quote

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 4:15pm UTC

Too old to do kid things but too young to be an adult.
Being a teenager is hard.
{ >>They don't give us enough credit<< }
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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Umm.. Hi everyone.
I'm back on witty..
I left for a month.
Because of Maria, one of my best friends who died.
It hurts so much.
And I've been mourning her, and spending time with my family and friends.
I'm sorry to leave you, but there were just many things going on in my life,
And they were more important to me than Witty Profiles.
But, I'm back now. Because I have so many friends on here whom I abandoned without any notice.
So if this applies to you, I'm sorry.
And steve, I'm sorry for making this, it isn't really a quote I guess.
I just needed to say it.
And report it if you want, I don't really care.
I just wanted to tell you I'm back :)

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 5:24pm UTC

Dear Cancer;
You are the reason I can't pick her up and twirl her around.
[She's too weak to handle any sudden motion.]
You are the reason we can't kiss in the rain.
[She can't go outside unless the weather is perfect.]
You are the reason we can't go on sweet, romantic dates.
[She isn't allowed to leave the hospital.]
You are the reason we can't have tickle fights.
[She's too fragile. We can only touch softly.]
You are the reason I will never be able to propose to her.
[They say she only has a few days to live.]
You are the reason she will never know the feeling of being a mother.
[Why are you taking her while she's so young?]
You are the reason she is in pain all the time.
[It's not fair. Why her? Why anyone?]
You are the reason I am sitting alone in a hospital waiting room.
[I am crying my eyes out. Sometimes it's hard to be strong.]
You are the reason she will never be a famous songwriter.
[She had a beautiful voice. Now it's scratchy and rough.]
You are the reason her dreams are dead. Just like her future and her hope.
[She's trying to stay positive, but it's an act that I can see right through.]
I don't know what I can do anymore. I'm blinded by my tears. I don't want to lose her.
[But it's not something I can control.]
I love you Maria, I have loved you for 3 1/2 years.
You will never die, you'll always be in my heart.
You'll never be gone. I'll never truly say goodbye.
I just don't want to see you hurting like this.
But the ending of your suffering,
Marks the beginning of mine.
</3

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 11:09pm UTC

The people who are nicest to your face, have a knife in your back.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 10:41pm UTC

Suggestions for girls after a break-up #1
Please try not to blame the entire male population for one douche-bag's mistake.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Whenever i see 'NMQ' or 'Not My Quote' i think of the black chick from drake and josh saying 'That is NOT my quote!'

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 3:35pm UTC

You girls all describe yourselves as 'awkward potatoes' or 'potatoey' or something like that.
Excuse me, but WHAT. THE. F//CK?!
I have never in my life seen a girl who even slightly resembled a freakin potato.!
So i have to assure you all of one thing:
You're all much cuter than POTATOES, ok?
Not a huge compliment, but it seems to be an improvement upon what you think of yourselves...

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 9:53pm UTC

Awkwardly wandering around your house while talking on the phone..

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 11:50pm UTC

Remember when all you had to do, was walk up to someone and say
"Hey, wanna be friends?"
Now its so much more complicated /:

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