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Landeh

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Member Since: 22 Jun 2011 12:04pm

Last Seen: 3 Nov 2013 11:50am

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  1. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 3:46am UTC
    I hate how chocolate
    quickly melts on my finger.
    I mean, am I really that HOT?
    hahah!

  2. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    I am a Princess,
    not because i have a Prince.
    But because...
    my Father is a King :)

  3. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 1:19am UTC
    CHEATING
    is EASY,
    try something more
    challenging...
    like being FAITHFUL

  4. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 1:27am UTC
    a BOY PROPOSED
    TO A GIRL
    THE GIRL REJECTS HIM
    THE BOY SAID NOTHING AND WALKS HOME
    HIS BROTHER ASKED HIM
    WHY DIDNT HE FEEL SAD
    BOY: WHY SHOULD I BE SAD?
    I LOST SOMEONE WHO
    DIDNT LOVE ME
    BUT SHE LOST SOMEONE
    WHO LOVES HER
    nmq

  5. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    ADVICE TO THOSE
    WHO THINK THEY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEIR STUPID BOYFRIEND
    If you ever felt happy with the wrong guy,
    can you realize what more If you're
    with the right guy?!
    :)
    nmq/nmf

  6. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 2:49am UTC
    GOD DOES EXIST
    not mine-i just want to share
    A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects.
    When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists." "Why do you say that?" asked the customer. "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things." The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.
    The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt.
    The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist." "How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!" "No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."
    "Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me." "Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! That's what happens when people do not go to Him and don't look to Him for help. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."
    Format by twilightgirl995

  7. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    DON'T FEAR THE ENEMY
    THAT ATTACKS YOU,
    BUT THE FAKE FRIEND
    THAT HUGS YOU.

  8. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 9:42am UTC
    LOVE YOUR PARENTS
    We are so busy growing up,
    We often forget they are also
    growing old :'(
    nmq/nmf

  9. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 7:16am UTC
    On this day, God wants you to know
    ... that you have no right to wish for more,
    until you fully appreciate what you already have.
    It's not the amount that matters,
    but the blessings you are able to receive from it.
    A slice of stale bread gives more to the beggar,
    than a new house to the rich.
    Everything you have has unending blessings for you hidden inside, - learn to receive them.
    -from FB application :)

  10. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    ► I am now
    ▌▌updating
    ■ my Ipod
    Any suggestion?
    nmf

  11. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 11:02am UTC
    On this day, God wants you to know
    ...that strength is available.
    When you are at your weakest, God is strong.
    When you are down, God can lift you up.
    When all seems lost, God will help you win.
    Strength is available when you need it.
    Believe it, embrace it and rely on it.
    -from FB application :)

  12. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
    to everyone; Because heart's day isn't only for lovers
    Don't feel pity if you don't have a date or you're single
    I always celebrate V-day with my family than my boyfriend actually.

  13. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 3:00am UTC
    CONVERSATION WITH GOD
    not mine-i just want to share
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad ...
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    Format by twilightgirl995

  14. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    HAPPY ANNIVERSARY :)
    Time flies when you are having fun,
    and it's been a blast being your
    GIRLFRIEND for 6 years.

  15. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 8:38am UTC
    I HAVE NOT FAILED.
    I'VE JUST FOUND 10,000 WAYS
    THAT WON'T WORK.
    -THOMAS EDISON

  16. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 9:17am UTC
    ARE YOU A CARROT, EGG OR COFFEE
    not mine-i just want to share
    A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling.
    Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water. In the first, she placed carrots. In the second, she placed eggs and the last one, she placed ground coffee beans. She let them boil without saying a word.
    In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter.
    The mother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity–the boiling water–but each reacted differently.
    The carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting. However, after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak.
    The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior. But, after sitting through the boiling water, its insides became hardened.
    The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After they were in the boiling water they had changed the water.
    “Which one are you?” she asked her daughter. “When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?” Think of this: Which am I?
    Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity, do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength?
    Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and a hardened heart?
    Or am I like a coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain. When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavor. If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you. When the hours are the darkest and trials are their greatest, do you elevate to another level?
    Format by twilightgirl995

  17. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 11:13am UTC
    LOVEYOURSELF.

  18. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 11:09am UTC
    ****************************************
    DECIDE THAT YOU WANT IT
    MORE THAN YOU ARE AFRAID OF IT
    -BILL COSBY
    ****************************************

  19. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 11:03am UTC
    HAPPINESS IS A DIRECTION,
    NOT A DESTINATION.

  20. Landeh Landeh
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 10:56am UTC
    people were created to be loved
    things were created to be used
    the reason why the world is in chaos, is b'ecause...
    things are being loved, and people are being used.
    nmq

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