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LameJokes

1. LameJokes
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   June 16, 2013 2:25am UTC
   What do you call a sleeping bull?
   A bull-dozer.
   
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2. LameJokes
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   June 16, 2013 2:17am UTC
   Why did the elephant get kicked out of the water park?
   He kept dropping his trunks.
   
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3. LameJokes
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   June 16, 2013 2:15am UTC
   Why did the mate take a prune out to dinner?
   He couldn't get a date.
   
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4. LameJokes
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   June 16, 2013 2:12am UTC
   What kind of horses go out after dusk?
   Nightmares.
   
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5. LameJokes
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   June 15, 2013 10:26pm UTC
   A man walks into a drum kit.
   Bah-dum tsh.
   
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6. LameJokes
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   June 15, 2013 10:24pm UTC
   What do you call a bear with no teeth?
   A gummy bear.
   
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7. LameJokes
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   June 15, 2013 10:22pm UTC
   What did one snowman say to the other?
   "Do you smell carrots?"
   
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8. LameJokes
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   June 15, 2013 10:20pm UTC
   Why didn't the melons get married?
   Because they cantaloupe.
   
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9. LameJokes
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   June 15, 2013 10:18pm UTC
   What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
   A thesarus.
   
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10. LameJokes
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    June 15, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    What kind of girl does a zombie take to the prom?
    Anyone he can dig up.
    
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11. LameJokes
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    June 15, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    What is the robot teacher's favorite part of the day?
    Assembly.
    
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12. LameJokes
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    June 15, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    Did you hear about the little boy named after his father?
    His name is Dad.
    
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13. LameJokes
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    June 15, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    What do you call a bee that's having a bad hair day?
    A frizz-bee.
    
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14. LameJokes
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    June 15, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    Why did the cat sit on top of the computer?
    To keep an eye on the mouse.
    
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15. LameJokes
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    June 15, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    Because he felt crummy.
    
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16. LameJokes
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    June 15, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    What do you get when two girraffes run into each other?
    A girraffic jam.
    
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17. LameJokes
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    June 15, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    What do you find washed up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves.
    
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18. LameJokes
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    June 15, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
    Because he was a little shellfish.
    
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19. LameJokes
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    June 15, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    Why was the mushroom always happy?
    Because he was a fungi.
    
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20. LameJokes
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    June 15, 2013 3:26am UTC
    What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?
    Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
    
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