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LameJokes

1. LameJokes
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2013 1:01pm UTC
   What do ghosts like on their mashed potatos?
   Grave-y.
   
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2. LameJokes
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   October 22, 2013 12:53pm UTC
   How far did the witch fly?
   Ghost to ghost.
   
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3. LameJokes
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   June 20, 2013 5:22pm UTC
   What do you give a dog with a fever?
   Ketchup. It's the best thing for a hot dog.
   
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4. LameJokes
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   June 16, 2013 3:26pm UTC
   What do you call a retiered fly?
   A flew.
   
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5. LameJokes
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   June 16, 2013 3:23pm UTC
   What should you know if you want to be a lion tamer?
   More than the lion.
   
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6. LameJokes
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   June 16, 2013 3:19pm UTC
   What do elephants have that no other animals have?
   Baby elephants.
   
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7. LameJokes
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   June 16, 2013 3:14pm UTC
   What do you call a snowman with a suntan?
   A puddle.
   
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8. LameJokes
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   June 16, 2013 3:10pm UTC
   When does "B" come after "U"?
   When you take his honey.
   
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9. LameJokes
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   June 16, 2013 3:03pm UTC
   Knock knock.
   Who's there?
   Cargo.
   Cargo who?
   Car go beep beep.
   
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10. LameJokes
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    June 16, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    Why was the broom late?
    He had over swept.
    
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11. LameJokes
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    June 16, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Why did the beach blush?
    Because the seaweed.
    
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12. LameJokes
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    June 16, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
    You can't tune a fish.
    
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13. LameJokes
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    June 16, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick.
    
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14. LameJokes
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    June 16, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    What did the hat say to the scarf?
    You hang around and I'll go on ahead.
    
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15. LameJokes
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    June 16, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    Where does the track coach keep his money?
    In the pole vault.
    
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16. LameJokes
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    June 16, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    What is the difference between a book and a teacher?
    You can shut a book up.
    
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17. LameJokes
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    June 16, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    Why was the moon not hungry?
    Because it was full.
    
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18. LameJokes
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    June 16, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
    Odor in the Court!
    
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19. LameJokes
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    June 16, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    Why do fish live in salt water?
    Because pepper makes them sneeze.
    
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20. LameJokes
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    June 16, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
    An udder failure.
    
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