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Lainie

1. Lainie
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2011 3:11pm UTC
   marilyn monroe
   one of the most beautiful women in the world, was a size 14.
   So to all of you girls who think you're fat because your not a size 0,
   remember that. You are the beautiful one.
   it's society that's the ugly one.
   -Six Billion Secrets
   
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2. Lainie
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2011 4:11pm UTC
   A friend wants the best for you.
   A best friend will want the best for you, even when its not the best for themselves.
   ♥
   
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3. Lainie
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2011 3:39pm UTC
   today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML. nmq.
   
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4. Lainie
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2011 3:11pm UTC
   yesterday,
   the high school girl who made my life miserable added me on facebook. I accepted. The first thing she wrote on my wall? She got a job at a company and is no doubt more successful than I am.
   I own the company she works for.
   MLIA.
   ♥
   
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5. Lainie
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2011 2:08pm UTC
   fun facts #3
   The largest toy distributor in the world is McDonald’s.
   
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6. Lainie
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2011 2:03pm UTC
   fun facts #2
   The average bra size today is 36C. Ten years ago it was 34B.
   
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7. Lainie
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2011 1:59pm UTC
   fun facts #1
   more than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
   
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8. Lainie
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2011 10:42pm UTC
   even though we're changed
   and we're all finding our own place in this world,
   we all know that when the tears fall
   or the smile spreads across our faces,
   we'll come to each other,
   because wherever this crazy world takes us,
   nothing will ever change us so much
   to the point where we're not all still best friends.
   
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9. Lainie
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2011 7:02pm UTC
   you must have been born
   on a highway.
   that's where most accidents happen.
   
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10. Lainie
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 6:52pm UTC
    i've seen tables
    with nicer looking legs than yours.
    format credit;; JustADream_
    
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11. Lainie
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 6:48pm UTC
    Why don't you slip into
    something more comfortable...
    like a coma.
    nmf
    
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12. Lainie
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    the other night,
    me and my girlfriend had an argument just before bed.
    she called me childish and said that i have to sleep on the couch.
    but the jokes on her, because i built a fort out of the cushions
    on the couch, and i hung up a sign on the outside that says
    "girls not allowed."
    ♥
    nmf/nmq
    
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13. Lainie
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    Whenever you say "BRB" in chat...
    3% of the time you actually have a relevant chore you have to do.
    7% of the time you have to eat.
    90% of the time you have to go pee.
    nmf
    -siz
    
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14. Lainie
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 1:10pm UTC
    Your Voice
    was the soundtrack of my summer
    Do you know you're unlike any other?
    You'll always be my thunder, and I said.
    Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors
    I don't wanna ever love another
    You'll always be my thunder
    So bring on the rain
    And bring on the thunder.
    not my format.
    
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15. Lainie
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    ♥♥♥
    written in the stars
    a million miles away
    a message to the main
    seasons come and go
    but i will never change
    and i'm on my way
    ♥♥♥
    nmf
    
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16. Lainie
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 12:38am UTC
    should i smile,
    because we're friends; or cry, because that's all we'll ever be?
    -wiz khalifa ♥
    
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17. Lainie
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 12:16am UTC
    & he doesn't even know,
    that i wish for him at 11:11. ♥
    
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18. Lainie
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    don't cry because it's over.
    smile because it happened.
    ♥
    
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19. Lainie
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    a wise girl
    kisses, but doesn't love;
    listens, but doesn't believe;
    and leaves before she is left.
    ♥
    
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20. Lainie
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 6:55pm UTC
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    I love you more than
    Spongebob loves jellyfishing,
    Sandy loves karate,
    Mr. Krabs loves money,
    & Squidward loves his clarinet.
    Baby I need you like Plankton needs
    the Krabby Patty secret formula.
    ♥
    
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