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Kyleeann96

1. Kyleeann96
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2012 7:46pm UTC
   Family: You're so pretty! I bet tons of guys
   are falling for you!
   School: Someone poke it with a stick,
   see if it bites.
   
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2. Kyleeann96
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2012 7:44pm UTC
   2 hour movie,
   10 second kissing scene...
   Guss which part your
   mom or dad walks in on.
   
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3. Kyleeann96
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2012 7:41pm UTC
   That awkward moment when
   Carly Rae Jepsen
   is older than
   Adele.
   
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4. Kyleeann96
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2012 8:20pm UTC
   I LOVE MY DAD
   
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5. Kyleeann96
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2012 5:35pm UTC
   Im not part of this family am I?
   
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6. Kyleeann96
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2012 10:52pm UTC
   Treat me like a joke
   And
   I'll treat you like it's funny
   
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7. Kyleeann96
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2012 9:57pm UTC
   cute guy working at a resturant..
   Step mom- want me to get his number for you?
   Me- oh my god no just stop
   Dad- what, whats going on?
   Me- dad just stay oblivous its for your own good
   Step mom- no hun he knows what were talking about he just choses no to say any thing
   Dad- true, *quitely* hey person my daughter wants your facebook page
   Me- oh dear lord please help me -___-
   
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8. Kyleeann96
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2012 9:48pm UTC
   That awkward moment when..
   your dad forgets to let you out of the back of the cop car.
   and then all the cops standing around start to laugh..
   and when he does let you out
   you yell shut up to the assistent superintedent
   of the school you're about to move to
   -true story O_o
   
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9. Kyleeann96
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2012 9:36pm UTC
   *My mom washing dishes*
   *I enter with dirty plate*
   *approach stealthily*
   Me: I'll just slip this. in. here.
   Mom: .....
   ME: ....
   Mom: O_o
   Me: I think i almost died!
   
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10. Kyleeann96
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    B.I.T.C.H.
    Beautiful, Intelligent,
    Talented, Charming and Hot!
    
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11. Kyleeann96
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Me: I wanna f*ck you so bad righ now.
    Crush: what......?
    Me: damnn autocorret I ment to say hey.
    
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12. Kyleeann96
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Mom: Why is your room always so messy?
    Me: So that if someone comes in and trys to kill me they trip over something and die.
    
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13. Kyleeann96
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    If I ever go missing
    I want my picture on a 40oz beer
    rather than a milk carton
    because I want fun
    people to find me(:
    
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14. Kyleeann96
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    When your best friend
    gets a boyfriend
    and you just sit there
    like..
    I like cake.
    
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15. Kyleeann96
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    When you're watching old cartoons and you suddenly understand the dirty jokes
    you never understood as a kid.
    
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16. Kyleeann96
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    me: Hey
    him: Whats up
    me: just got out of the shower
    him: I wanna see some of that
    me: get in line
    him: b*tch i cut in front
    hahah i love my best guy friend(:
    
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17. Kyleeann96
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 10:49pm UTC
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18. Kyleeann96
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    Calling your BEST friend sobbing .
    then finding out she made you cookies
    to cheer you up.(:
    (bestfriendssencethirdgrade)
    
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19. Kyleeann96
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    When arguments with your stepmom
    get so bad
    she bings up your friend that died
    2 years ago.
    yeah thats when I grabed my phone and walked out the door.
    
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20. Kyleeann96
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 12:40am UTC
    Hey you.
    yes, you. stop beaing unhappy with your self. you are perfict.
    stop wishing you looked like someone eles or wishing people liked you as much as they like some one eles. stop tryong to get attention from thoes who hurt you. stop hating your body, your face, your personlity, your quirks. love them. without thoes things you wouldnt be you. and why would you want to be anyone eles? be confident with who you are. smile. it'll draw people in. if anyone hates on you because you are happy with your self then you stick your middle finger in the air and say screw it. my happiness will not depend on others any more. i'm happy because i love who i am. i love my flaws. i love my imperfections. they make me me. and 'me' is pretty amazing.
    
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