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hermione23katniss
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June 12, 2012 1:16pm UTC

Dear people who question why
girls go to the bathroom together,
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll.

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azncutiepie
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June 12, 2012 8:08pm UTC

credittoforgeter
That moment when
someone jokes about one of your insecurities & you have to pretend like it didn't bother you.

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TheMascaraSeries
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 8:23pm UTC

I stay up too late, and party too hard.
I fall too easy, and break my own heart.
I do things I’m not proud of, &my room’s never clean
I’m beyond insecure, &get lost in my dreams
I write my own fairytales, &always think about him.
I take things for granted, &I easily give in.
I fake the brightest smiles, I cry myself to sleep.
YOLO is my motto, &I dig my holes to deep.
I need makeup to feel pretty, &I usually mess things up.
I barely love myself, &I’m never good enough.
My teeth, they aren’t the whitest, &my hair’s not always straight.
No, I’m not the skinniest, &I’m not happy with my weight.
Now, I know what you’re thinking, what’s she trying to prove?
I'm saying i'm proud of who I am,
and I will not change for you.
Format credit: TheMascaraSeries/Th3Br0k3nBl0nd3

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mayday
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 6:45pm UTC

pretty friend: omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
smart friend: omg i got an a on my exam
athletic friend:omg i just got asked to join the national team
me: today i meowed at my cat and she meowed back

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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 5:30pm UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 8:41pm UTC

Mocking people in a voice
that they don't even have.

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peeta07
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 3:12pm UTC

good bye text books, hello texting
good bye sweat shirts, hello bikinis
good bye being pale, hello being tan
good bye drama, hello best friends
good bye homemade dinners,hello cook outs
good bye school nights,hello sleepovers
good bye class rooms, hello beach
good bye sneakers, hello flip flops
good bye home work, hello fun
good bye school, hello summer 2012♥

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伤*
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 3:38pm UTC

Louis: wanna hear a joke about cats?
Harry: no
Louis: you gotta be kitten me!
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 8:03pm UTC

Everyone has that scary nightmare
from your childhood that you still remember

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 8:56pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
when Phineas and Ferb never go to school
because "it's summer"
BUT THERE'S A CHRISTMAS EPISODE.
MQ.MF

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 2:47pm UTC

Me while shaving my legs: Ugh. I hate being a girl.
Me while drying my hair: Ugh. I hate being a girl.
Me while putting on makeup: Ugh. I hate being a girl.
Me while straightening my hair: Ugh. I hate being a girl.
Me while plucking my eyebrows: Ugh. I hate being a girl.
Me while picking out clothes: Ugh. I hate being a girl.
Me while looking in a mirror: Ugh. I hate being a girl.

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unitopia25
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 4:48pm UTC

Our generation
will be the weirdest grandparents.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 4:18am UTC

just imagine
if a random stranger walked up to you,
whispered your wittyprofiles username in your ear,
and then ran away.

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 7:28pm UTC

99% of my socks are single
and you don't see them crying about it.

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__OneDirectionerForever__
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 8:24pm UTC

9 year old in 2012: Short shorts, A&F, Hollister, Tank tops, VS bras and undies, stuffed bra, IPhone, Ipad, Vera Bradly, Died hair, a lot make up, and 500 dollar manicures, Getting drinks and drunks and saying YOLO every 5 seconds.
Me when i was 9: Hannah Montana shirt, high school musical sneakers, jeans, messy hair, and screaming 'Roxie like a puma!!!' every 5 seconds. Getting sugar high on kool-aid.

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伤*
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 1:09pm UTC

Five years ago
i stared to cut myself but then i met one direction, harry saw my scars and cuts and hugged me, he whispered into my hear "don't ever do that to yourself again , you hear me? things get better, you're too beautiful to hurt any part of your body" i cried in his arms slightly and held my hand and comforted me, then he asked for my twitter and he followed me i get DM's from him most days asking how i get on and if i need him, and when i've needed him he's always been there
- A Directioner
(OneDirection)

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 3:02pm UTC

12 years old: Worried about internet people finding me in real life.
Now: Worried about people in real life finding me on the internet.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Does anyone else wonder what
would happen if a famous person came into your classroom just for you?

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Everything is made in China.
Except babies, they're made in VaChina.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 2:48pm UTC

You have no idea
How many times I've tried to tell you the truth through my jokes.

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