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KissMeImLegal
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November 4, 2012 11:06am UTC

Tommorow Is MONDAY
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KissMeImLegal
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November 1, 2012 6:36pm UTC

In 4th Period ..
*Me Talking To My Friend Thats A Boy ..
Me: Are You A Girl ?
* My Friend Thats A Boy Turns To My Friend Thats A Girl.*
Boy: Are YOU A Boy ?
Girl: Wanna Find Out?
Me: *Looks At Them Both.* Wow ... She Ended That ..

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KissMeImLegal
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October 31, 2012 11:18pm UTC

When People See Graffiti ..
Some People:Oh Thats Cool!
Other People: Stupid Vandalism ..
Me: How Did They Get It Up There ?

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KissMeImLegal
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October 31, 2012 11:13pm UTC

When Your Teacher Says "Explain Your Work." We All KNOW We Instantly Die Inside .

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October 31, 2012 11:10pm UTC

If Its NOT On The 1st Page Of Google .. Its Not There At All ..:/

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KissMeImLegal
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October 31, 2012 11:07pm UTC

I Really Regret That Part Of The Morning Where You Actually HAVE To Get Up And Do Something .. -_-" ..

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KissMeImLegal
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October 31, 2012 10:59pm UTC

Pretending To Think Hard So When The Teacher Walks Past She'll Think That You "Listen" In Class ..

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KissMeImLegal
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October 31, 2012 10:55pm UTC

I Hate When Im At The Store And My People From My School Are Like " What Are You Doing Here?" And Im Juss Like "Oh You Know, Juss Hunting Elephants ..-_-"

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KissMeImLegal
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October 28, 2012 3:07pm UTC

Me Seeing A Cute Dude That Is Way Older Than Me ..
Me: When Your 25 It'll Be So Legal For Us To Get Together!
I Hve Serious Issues .. :/

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KissMeImLegal
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October 26, 2012 6:11pm UTC

A Guy Had A CRUSH On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.One day she stopped and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
nmq

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KissMeImLegal
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October 26, 2012 6:00pm UTC

ISNT IT WEIRD HOW PATRICK DOESNT HAVE A NOSE BUT MOST OF THE TIME HES NOT EVEN TALKING ?! IS HE DIEING SLOWLY OR WHAT .. ?

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KissMeImLegal
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October 25, 2012 4:57pm UTC

When Someone Finds Hair In Their Food ..
Regular Person: Ewww Hair ! Im Not Eatin That !
Me: Ewww Hair ! Oh Well .. YOLO .. *Finish Eating*

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KissMeImLegal
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October 23, 2012 4:49pm UTC

Dont Worry Girl,
You'll Find Someone That Will Ruin Your Lipstick And NOT Your Mascara ..

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KissMeImLegal
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October 21, 2012 2:41pm UTC

When A Guy Calls You HOT He's Looking At Your Body ,
When A Guy Calls You PRETTY He's Looking At Your Face,
When A Guy Calls You BEAUTIFUL He's Looking At Your Heart

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KissMeImLegal
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October 14, 2012 11:03am UTC

~~ ATTENTION DIRECTIONERS !!! ~~
We all know we are trying to break the worldrecord for One Direction music video LWWY ..we need to get more than 60 million views in 24 hours.. so the main question is:
How are views counted on Youtube? here's the answer:
you need to watch the video at least for 5 seconds and than refresh it again because, for example if you watch the video for 1 second and refresh it it won't be counted. so bring it on directioners and let's make 1D proud !
COPY & PASTE it an all 1D pages that youu know! We need to spread the word!

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KissMeImLegal
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October 10, 2012 8:38pm UTC

Believe .
Your Skin Is Not Paper , Dont Cut It.
Your Face Isnt A Bed, Dont Cover It.
Your Size Isnt A Book, Dont Judge It.
Your Life Isnt A Film , DONT END IT ..
Just Believe .

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KissMeImLegal
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October 8, 2012 5:41pm UTC

YOU KNOW THE WORLD CHANGED WHEN ..
They Change The Chuck E. Cheese Theme Song .
Series ?

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KissMeImLegal
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October 7, 2012 9:40pm UTC

LIFE IS TOO SHORT ..
to wake up in the morning with regrets. So, love the people who treat you right, forgive the ones who don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it'd be easy, they just promised ..
IT WOULD BE WORTH IT.

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KissMeImLegal
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October 7, 2012 9:25pm UTC

Im The Type Of Person That Can Watch Hundreds Of Horror Movies & Not Get Scared But Would Scream At The Top Of My Lungs When Toast Pops Out Of The Toaster ..

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KissMeImLegal
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October 7, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Who else thinks that witty should have an app ?

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