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Jodieendacott
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January 14, 2012 11:44am UTC

Just looked at my first QUOTE....
FUNNY!
This was it::::<3
Friends ask why your crying,
Best friends already have a shovel and are ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

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fallinggirl
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January 14, 2012 11:43am UTC

Excuse me, you have a little face on your makeup .

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thelastnight
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 11:45am UTC

what every girl wants : 1. To meet their soul mate,2. To eat without getting fat,3. For it to be socially acceptable not to shave.

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Carlota89
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January 14, 2012 11:45am UTC

ThatAwkwardMomentWhen
you get no likes on your Witty quote so you delete it.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kateexox13
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 11:53am UTC

So today
I'm only wearing mascara..
yah let's see how long that
lasts!♥

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xBiebersShawtyx
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 11:54am UTC

& Who else
Likes the cookie batter,
more than the actual cookies.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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swimmer414
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 11:56am UTC

(drop something in class)
ME: OMG its sooo far away
and just keep doing it untill someone gets
just mee???? (:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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InsertAliasHere
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 12:01pm UTC

LOL
@
Grounded

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Jessiebaby
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 12:01pm UTC

I like to watch,
But then I hate being watched.

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arii321
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January 14, 2012 12:02pm UTC

How to get kicked out of stores
Hide in a bathroom stall & when someone opens the door say
"Welcome to Narnia"

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mallorie98
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January 14, 2012 12:02pm UTC

Why is it that,
Whenever people in space are
talking to people on Earth,
their name is Houston?

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Jessiebaby
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January 14, 2012 12:05pm UTC

Dude I wasn't that drunk...
Dude, you threw a squirrel in my pool saying "Sandy! Bikini Bottom needs you!"
Format Credit to runawayrachel

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Jessiebaby
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January 14, 2012 12:10pm UTC

Dude I wasn't that drunk,
Dude, you gave a midget a mushroom saying "GROW MARIO GROW!"

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x_OMG_Its_Miranda_x
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 12:11pm UTC

I should be overweight.
I eat like a pig.
♥

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AKeptSecret
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January 14, 2012 12:11pm UTC

Admit it,
we all have that one girl at our school
who is obsessed with horses
nmq

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Ally6866
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January 14, 2012 12:11pm UTC

When your text message fails to send
and you realize it hours later
format credit: jade672

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