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swimmer414

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Member Since: 10 Nov 2011 07:17pm

Last Seen: 5 Oct 2013 11:18am

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heeeey im alyssa i play lots of sports i hold 11 records i am clutz i have broken liikee 8 bones i am here to post stuff fav things and to help if u ever need it somethimes i need it too later <3333
  1. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    When someone says something so meaningful to your life that it makes you
    think back on all the things you messed up on and you just cry....

  2. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    IF YOU WERE A COOKIE YOU WOULD BE A WHOREO
    <3

  3. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    like
    if you ever picked a weaggie and
    someone pointed it out

  4. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 11:56am UTC
    (drop something in class)
    ME: OMG its sooo far away
    and just keep doing it untill someone gets
    just mee???? (:

  5. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    my bestfriend would be the one that if her house was on fire she would roast marshmellows and hit on the fireman [♥] if you love your bestfriend

  6. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    ok soooo my friend and her family were in a fight about guys weather they should where pink or not. My girl friend said 80% of girls dont like guys that wear pink.her brother said 80% of guys that wear pink dont like girls...........oh love my friends and there family wars

  7. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    everything in life is either
    -illegal
    -stupid
    -or fatting fav if u find true

  8. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    i let my haters be my movtivaters fav if u do too (:

  9. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you dont repost this, your worst week starts now.

  10. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    nerd jock punk prep let me see u 1-2 step party hard rock n roll were the class u cant control girls cute guys are fly all the years are passing bye class of 2018 (:

  11. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    i love when u make a new internet friend from out of state then brag to all ur friends about it haha (: fav if u have

  12. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 11:32am UTC
    15 minuets can save you 15 % or more on car insurance
    fav if u read this in ur mind or out loud in the "voice" or if u think it is funny (:

  13. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 11:24am UTC
    DEAR JOHN, I think BACK TO DECEMBER 13th , when THE STORY OF US began. Our love was INNOCENT love, and I felt SPARKS FLY. I was ENCHANTED by you and thought you would always be MINE! But why did you have to be so MEAN? I was HAUNTED by our LAST KISS, and the thought we would NEVER GROW UP together. IF IS WAS A MOVIE then we would LONG LIVE together. I decided to SPEAK NOW because it is BETTER THAN REVENGE. And I am off to find my SUPERMAN!
    Love, Taylor Swift
    FAV!!!!

  14. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 11:03pm UTC
    angel: the last thing i wanna do is kill u (:
    devil:but its still on the list :?

  15. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    to most girls x-box is the worst invention rlly when ur brohas r obsessed ): i need help fav if u think boy obsess over x-box

  16. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    heeey theres a secret message fav if u find it
    hiiii (:
    (hint u have to highlight)

  17. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 5:16pm UTC
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  18. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    best friends are like peeing on your self everyone can see it but your the only one who gets that warm fuzzy feeling fav if u have a bff and then coment there name (:

  19. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 1:08pm UTC
    im just a frootloop in bowl full of cheerios fav if u r too

  20. swimmer414 swimmer414
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    real men where pink real men treat girls rite NO real men make there own sandwiches fav if u find true (:

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