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August 2, 2013 3:28am UTC

Voldemort is like a teenage girl.
He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores
and an obsession with a famous boy.

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p0kemon
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 10:35am UTC

How to keep sea-bears away:
1. No playing the clarinet.
2. never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast. (Flashlights are their natural prey).
3. Don't stomp around (they take that as a challenge.)
4. Don't ever eat cheese. (cubed, sliced is fine)
5. Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion.
6. Or clown shoes.
7. Or a hoop skirt.
8. And never.
9. evER
10. EVER
11. SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE!

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batmancupcake57girl
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February 9, 2013 6:42pm UTC

To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore:
They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies.
Not sl*ts.
Sorry.

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batmancupcake57girl
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 6:56pm UTC

When people go underwater during movies, i like to hold my brath and see if i would survive in that situation.
- i died during "Finding Nemo"

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bieberxfever
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February 9, 2013 6:56pm UTC

I can already taste the chocolates I won't be receiving on valentine's day.

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ZombiexEater*
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February 9, 2013 6:29pm UTC

That awkward moment when:
Someone walks into your room
so you quickly open another tab on youtube or google because of that IMVU Ad,

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BlackButterflies
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February 7, 2013 10:42pm UTC

so there's this song we learnt in French like 2 years ago but it still makes me laugh....
it starts off with a really chill, slow beat and then this voice (idk if it's a guy or a girl :/ ) starts rapping:
ou est mon rat?
ooh la la la la
dans la salle de bains?
mais non!
and i started hysterically laughing when i looked up the translation because it literally translates to:
where is my rat?
ooh la la la la
in the bathroom?
BUT NO!
and god the singer just sounds so distressed about where their rat is and they go around town and ask f/cking everyone where the rat is and god i just can't.

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Steve
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 12:22am UTC

Beauty fades, good deeds are permanent.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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gimmesun123
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 1:05pm UTC

Am I the only one who...
Occasionally wakes up my pets when they're asleep just to check that they're not dead?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BlackButterflies
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February 8, 2013 2:05am UTC

so do you like him, or do you like-like him?

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jariley*
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February 8, 2013 8:00pm UTC

"After all to the well organized mind,
death is but the next greatest adventure."
Albus Dumbledore

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noura1099
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February 8, 2013 7:39pm UTC

Teenager Post # 9697
“You look cute when you’re mad” “Well I’m about to get real adorable”

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ImaPiratePrincess
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 7:42pm UTC

she's the girl
with her hands in her pockets, ♥♥
biting her lip, looking at her feet. ♥♥
She's the girl you never knew loved you

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bye*
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 7:25pm UTC

you got something on your buttt
oh wait,
its just my eyes

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8r3ak_away
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 10:41pm UTC

Admit it..
we all secretly like to brag about having the hardest teacher in the school.

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8r3ak_away
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 5:36pm UTC

My Western Civ. teacher..
-Napoleon only thought women were good for two things; making babies and knitting.
and if you could do them both at the same time you were gold!
...sorry i just made that awkward

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8r3ak_away
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February 8, 2013 7:26pm UTC

My Western Civ. teacher..
-Lenin's daddy pretty much taught him to be a punk and screw stuff up

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8r3ak_away
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 7:29pm UTC

My Western Civ. teacher..
-Mussilini definitely had the 1920s swag going on

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