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  1. Kiaraluvee123 Kiaraluvee123
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 10:42am UTC
    I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE :)

  2. Maddy5423 Maddy5423
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    hey i just met you
    and this is crazy
    but here's the PRNDL
    so am or fm?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. crayolaisawesome crayolaisawesome
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    Me: Knock Knock
    Friend: uhmm? Who's there?
    Me: Miley Cyrus's hair..
    Friend: Miley Cyrus's hair who?
    Me: .......
    Me......
    Me.......
    Friend: Miley Cyrus's hair who?
    Me: .......
    me....
    ~Get it? Because it's gone!!!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Maddy5423 Maddy5423
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 10:31am UTC
    I hope none of you end up with Cole in your stocking this year.
    and by Cole, I mean Cole Sprouse.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. brwneydgrl96 brwneydgrl96
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    Girl's have balls,
    they are just a litte higher up, thats all.

  9. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 3:30pm UTC
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  10. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC
    My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
    Please fave this if you're not an old man.

  11. xO_stella xO_stella
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    August 18, 2010 6:13pm UTC
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  12. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Cop: When is your birthday?
    Me: April 20th
    Cop: What year?
    Me: Every year.
    Cop: Well played.....
    lol fav if you get it:)

  13. Xportugese_babiiiX Xportugese_babiiiX
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    " I like your hair."
    "thanks, I grew it myself."
    ~

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    i want to open a men's sexy underwear store
    and call it victor's secret.♥

  15. rockandrolllamb rockandrolllamb
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 10:06pm UTC
    Did you know?
    When you snap your fingers,
    the sound is created from your
    middle finger hitting your palm
    – not your thumb rubbing against your index finger.
    >> fave. if you just snapped your fingers :) <<
    fave if you just snapped your fing

  16. driscoll08x driscoll08x
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy
    and my face hits the mirror.
    nmf

  17. Echo_741 Echo_741
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 11:39am UTC
    I'm taking → a survey.
    If you support gay marriage; comment.
    If you are against gay marriage; comment.
    If you want to see a panda on a unicycle juggling pineapples; FAVE.

  18. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    Shutting the door
    To force your pet into
    spending time with you.

  19. Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014 Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 7:08pm UTC
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  20. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    did you know you can bite off yourfinger
    as easily as you bite a carrot?
    but your brain is like
    "no! don't eat your finger!"
    and that's why you can't.

:)

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