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  1. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    I don’t mind spending everyday
    out on your corner in the pouring rain
    look for the girl with the broken smile
    ask her if she wants to stay a while
    and she will be loved♥

  2. brooke* brooke*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    'Cause 789.
    Not anymore, didn't you hear?
    6 and 9 got together last night and 8 each other out.

  3. imapro imapro
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    katniss: *puts on coat and looks at cat*
    cat: hssssssssssssssssssssss
    katniss: i can still cook you.

  4. its_okay_not_to_be_okay its_okay_not_to_be_okay
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Katniss Everdeen, the girl on
    Fire

  5. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    You had me at "Hello"
    and lost me at "I don't like the Hunger Games"
    format credit to: cheeseylovesongs

  6. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    I wonder what would be harder to find..
    Waldo or the father of Snooki's child?

  7. jamielyn1220 jamielyn1220
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    Admit It…
    You Love Reading What People Write In The Back Of Textbooks.

  8. IWantToLooseWeight_HelpMePlease01 IWantToLooseWeight_HelpMePlease01
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    I NEED HELP WITTY.
    For lent, I gave up eating junk food.
    I also want to loose some weight,
    And no worry, Im not going on any crazy diets or anything.
    For every favourite on this quote: I'll do an hour excercise.
    For every comment: I'll do two hours.
    Please help, I need something like this for inspiration
    and determination.

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    TEACHER: Where's your homework?
    STUDENT: Written in the stars.
    TEACHER: Where?
    STUDENT: A million miles away
    TEACHER: Why are you telling us this?
    STUDENT: A message to the main.
    TEACHER: Do you want to miss spring break?
    STUDENT: Seasons come and go.
    TEACHER: You better change your attitude.
    STUDENT: I will never change.
    TEACHER: You can go down to the principals office.
    STUDENT: I'm on my way.
    nmq

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    She straightens her hair
    puts on her eyeliner,
    glosses her lips &
    takes one last look in the mirror,
    all for the boy who will never care.

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    My boyfriend left me for a video game addiction.
    I guess Wii didn't Kinect.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Think of a positive number.
    Double it.
    Add six.
    Half it.
    Take away the number you started with.
    i bet your answer is three.

  13. lucyyyloo lucyyyloo
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    the only f at thing
    about adele, is her
    paycheck.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    if you don't want a sarcastic answer
    then don't ask a stupid question.

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    "Are you athletic?"
    Yeah. I surf. The internet.

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    “That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty.
    It's like picking your breakfast cereals based on color instead of taste.”
    ― John Green, Paper Towns

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Admit it.. You want to know what
    the Krabby Patty Secret Formula is, too.

  18. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Dude, that camping trip was
    In tents
    fave if you get it (;

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    fridge full of food, nothing to eat.
    wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear.
    internet full of websites, nothing to go on.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    I don't know how people get eaten by sharks...
    I mean how do you not hear the music?

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