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Katiie
posted a quote
December 28, 2010 6:37pm UTC

On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin how good was my
hiding spot?

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Katiie
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December 28, 2010 6:17pm UTC

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Katiie
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December 28, 2010 6:09pm UTC

The joke wasn't funny.
YOUR LAUGH IS.

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Katiie
posted a quote
December 28, 2010 5:26pm UTC

I'm having one of those weeks
where my middle finger
answers everything.

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December 28, 2010 5:19pm UTC

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Katiie
posted a quote
December 28, 2010 4:05pm UTC

Stranger: asl?
You: 42, male, Wisconsin.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Katiie
posted a quote
December 28, 2010 3:39pm UTC

You: Hi.
Stranger: is that you mom?

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Katiie
posted a quote
December 28, 2010 3:28pm UTC

note to self: never tell
your mom jokes
to your siblings.

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Katiie
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 6:50pm UTC

You’re mom
should’vejust
swallowed you.

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Katiie
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 7:46pm UTC

we live in
perverted times
[my friends.]

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Katiie
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 1:37pm UTC

I sit here and wonder what the person I am going to marry is doing right now. And then I remember he's sitting next to me holding my hand. ♥

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Katiie
posted a quote
December 11, 2010 2:13pm UTC

and next time there is
an awkward silcence
at the dinner table, look
at your parents and say
[ by the way, I'm pregnant.]

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Katiie
posted a quote
December 5, 2010 8:04pm UTC

Life may not have a pause button
or even a rewind button.
But it does have play and stop
So before life stops you
might as well hit play,
t u r n t h e v o l u m e u p
and enjoy the music.

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Katiie
posted a quote
December 5, 2010 7:55pm UTC

Loving you is like breathing.
How can I stop? ♥

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Katiie
posted a quote
December 5, 2010 11:58am UTC

Do I really love him or «
am I addicted to the pain of
wanting something I can't have.

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Katiie
posted a quote
December 4, 2010 7:01pm UTC

You cannot always wait
for the perfect time,
sometimes you must
d a r e t o j u m p .

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Katiie
posted a quote
December 4, 2010 6:58pm UTC

I want a new life «
and I want it with you.

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Katiie
posted a quote
December 4, 2010 6:54pm UTC

I sit here and wonder if you'll ever understand
just how much of me belongs to you. ♥

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Katiie
posted a quote
December 4, 2010 6:49pm UTC

No one
can accuse you of
falling in love with
the wrong person
if inside you know
he is the one. «

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Katiie
posted a quote
December 4, 2010 2:45pm UTC

my mind says
"I don't care"
my heart says
YES you do idiot!
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