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  1. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    Replys as;
    K
    K? K what? The letter before L, the letter after J?
    Did you know that in JK, K stands for "Kidding".
    So your reply is "Kidding"? Or K as in Potassium?
    Do you need some Special K in breakfast? K, as
    in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed
    you to hungry sharks ? Sharks has K in it.

  2. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    It's okay Pluto.
    I'm not a planet either.

  3. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    The only thing we have to
    fear is fear it's self
    ...and spiders.

  4. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    Anything unrelated to
    elephants is
    irrelephant.

  5. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Dear Math,
    I am not a therapist,
    solve you're own problems.

  6. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    If life gives you
    melons
    you may be
    dyslexic.

  7. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    Save energy; Play in the dark .

  8. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    So, Jersey Shore shows you that GRENADES are awful, fat, ugly girls. If so, then why the hell would Bruno Mars catch one for you!?

  9. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    Go green; Don't use condoms.

  10. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    Dry mouth? share spit.

  11. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    Save water; share showers.

  12. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    Save a field; tackle in bed.

  13. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    Save a rail; grind a skater.

  14. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    The life I really want to live
    only exists in daydreams.

  15. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 1:46pm UTC
    and it;s times like these
    that I kinda wish I was
    single. [x]

  16. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 1:32pm UTC
    He's hot
    so everything's okay! (;

  17. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    You think you want to die
    but in reality you just want to be
    saved.

  18. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 5:44pm UTC
    there is one thing a picture can do
    that nothing else in the world can do.
    it can capture a memory in time
    before it's gone..

  19. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    that awkward feeling when ;
    you're sitting there and realize your butt fell asleep.

  20. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2011 7:14pm UTC
    Him: "Stay up late to text me?(:"
    Me: "Oh Okay"
    Yup. Thanks.
    I got my phone taken away
    for texting too late.
    Does this happen to you too?

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