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Yankeelover2
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Yoga pants,
are a push-up bra
For your butt. ♥

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Peace1231
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 2:35pm UTC

I think witty profiles
should buy a country
so all of us can relocate there permanently. It'll have nation-wide free wireless internet.
We can live in houses according to quote categories and we'll stalk the good looking people on facebook from an awkward distance.
The only foods on our diet will be pizza and nutella.
And we'll all have a gazillion cats who dance.
Of course, a HP Marathon once a week with the regular Misfits and Spongebob.
Unicorns will be our chosen form of transportation.
At wittyland, we'll embrace each others' awkwardness and best of all, our humors will finally be properly appreciated.
And we'll all be forever alone,
together.

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_kidsinlove
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 3:17pm UTC

Zack & Cody graduated
Hannah Montana is going to college
Lizzie McGuire had a baby
Harry Potter is married with kids
Probably time for me to
stop laughing when people say "poop"

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animallover721
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 7:35pm UTC

Mom: Eat your vegetables!
Kid: I HATE vegetables!
Mom: But they like you!
Kid: THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T EAT THEM!
LOL

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justmmia
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Girl language
five minutes - half an hour
nothing - something
im just tired - im upset, hug me
whatever - go die
dont touch me - dont let go
i hate you - please come back
im fine - i need a hug
go away - hold me tight
i ignore you - give me your attention

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Roroashee
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 12:31pm UTC

Showers;
I never want to get in,
&&never want to get out.
just me?

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HannahKennison
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 6:56pm UTC

today a 6 year old boy saw me crying.
he ran up gave me a GIANT hug
& said
"im sorry my entire gender sucks"
and walked away
<3

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 9:12pm UTC

I can't drown my demons,
they know how to swim.

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 3:30pm UTC

did it again, love
i got it all wrong
but it felt so right
i can't believe it
and all the mistakes
that went on for too long
wish there was a way
i could delete it

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 2:43pm UTC

format by anch0redships
but it was not your fault but mine, and
it was your heart on the line.

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Sunny1703
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 10:15pm UTC

And I dream about,
Sleepless nights and pillow fights,
Cuddling till our cheeks grow red, and your skin feels hot to the touch.
Spontaneous dates and laughing all day,
And deep conversations about our views on everything.
I d r e a m o f h o l d i n g, c h e r i s h i n g, l o v i n g y o u,
Until the end of our time.
This would a perfect story except,
I seem to stay out of your line of sight.

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