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kristabff
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 7:31pm UTC

'unfollowers'
Spelled backwards is srewollofnu. Which sounds like "screw all of you".
Coincidence? I think not.

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BlackButterflies
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March 5, 2013 3:13am UTC

it seems like everyone wanted to be a ballerina or a princess or a vet when they were little but i wanted to be the Very Hungry Caterpillar because idk man i just thought that eating heaps of food and turning into a butterfly was the kind of career path i wanted to take

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 6:03pm UTC

Argument I heard on the bus:
Guy 1: No, man, gay bros can raise babies. Look at warthog motherf//cker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And Simba became king of motherf//cking Africa.

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yourcool
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March 3, 2013 4:32pm UTC

girl pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
guy's pockets: can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbors dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of hawaii, and half of jupiter.

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yourcool
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December 28, 2012 4:06pm UTC

i don't sugarcoat sh/t.
what the f/ck do i look like? willy wonka?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 4:51pm UTC

If you’re going
to fall in love with me,
it’s only fair that you know what you’re falling in love with.
You are falling in love with my immaturity,
my constant need to feel loved and appreciated,
my overactive tear ducts, my internet obsession,
my tendency to be a little too clingy.
You fall in love with my troubled past,
and my hopes and dreams,
and how I’m a hopeless romantic at heart.
If you fall in love with me, you fall in love
with all my imperfections and my perception
that nobody could ever love me.
But, you are also falling in love with the way
my eyes will smile when I’m with you,
the way I’ll text you in the mornings just trying
to get you to wake up.
You’re falling in love with the occasional humorous and
thought-provoking things I say,
and the way I blush when people ask me about you.
But to me, the most important thing will be that
you are falling in love with me...

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MEWilliams
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December 18, 2012 2:09pm UTC

Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
Worth posting.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 3:01pm UTC

Twas 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38
When 20 beautiful children stormed through Heaven's gate
Their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air
They could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there
They were filled with such joy, they didn't know what to say
They remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that day
"Where are we?" asked a little girl, as quiet as a mouse.
"This is Heaven." declared a small boy. "We're spending Christmas at God's house."
When what to their wondering eyes did appear,
but Jesus, their savior, the children gathered near
He looked at them and smiled, and they smiled just the same
then He opened His arms and He called called them by name.
And in that moment was joy, that only Heaven can bring
Those children all flew into the arms of their King
And as they lingered in the warmth of His embrace,
one small girl turned and looked at Jesus' face
And as if He could read all the question's he had
He gently whispered to her, "I'll take care of mom and dad."
The He looked down on earth, the world far below
He saw all the hurt, the sorrow, and woe
Then He closed His eyes and He outstretched His hand
"Let my power and presence re-enter this land!"
"May the country be delivered from the hands of fools,"
"I'm taking back my nation, I'm taking back my schools."
Then He and the children stood up without a sound.
"Come now, my children. Let me show you around."
Excitement filled the space, some skipped and some ran
All displaying the enthusiasm that only a small child can
And I heard Him proclaim as He walked out of sight
"In the midst of this darkness, I am still the light."

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erikaajaguarr96
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January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC

There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
30% are over 18,
and 15% are under 10,
which leaves 5% of the population.
2% of the remaining fish are taken,
and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
of the fish, what the fish looks like,
and what you two have in common.
After all of that narrowing down,
there is only one fish left in the sea.
That fish is your nemo, so
never let anyone dare to tell you that
there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥

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nikkibubble
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 8:09pm UTC

yes im a girl;
i push doors that clearly say pull
i laugh randomly at things that happened a
day ago. I stay up late thinking of him
Sometimes i feel very insecure and i don't
believe in myself. I get jelous quickly.I spill
things alot. My hair doesn't stay in place.I'm
pretty clumsy.I'm afraid of falling in love.
My makeup smudges. My music
explains everything.I'm not perfect
But if you treat me right i will be
with you forever.
yeah im a boy
i don't show my feelings until
the last moment, i get scared &
confused but try hard to hide it. I say
sorry when it's too late. I don't ever
tell her that i miss and need her. I'm
nervous at my friends opinions of her.
I reply stupid one word text when i don't
know what to say. I sometimes act
like i don't care. She's in my mind all day even
though i sometimes don't show it.
But i'll treat her right.
♥

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oursong
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December 2, 2011 5:46pm UTC

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Kalliefornia
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July 31, 2011 10:06pm UTC

When you're a girl
you have to be like, everything.
You have to be dope at what you do
but you have to be super sweet
and you have to be sexy
and you have to be this and you have to be that
and you have to be nice.
It's like, I can't be all those things at once.
I'm a human being.
- Nicki Minaj

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lyssa23x
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August 6, 2011 10:39pm UTC

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anonymouus
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 3:04pm UTC

Hey(:
Who is this?
You deleted me from your contacts?
You deleted me from your life, so why the hell not?

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victoria3197
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May 13, 2011 6:01pm UTC

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boulevardofbrokendreams
posted a quote
April 30, 2011 7:36pm UTC

There's a thin line between
Love and friend,
Real and pretend,
Hello and goodbye,
Fairy tale and lie.
Together and not,
What you've got and what you want,
I'm dying and I'm fine,
Love and a waste of time. ♥

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BlueSkyBunny
posted a quote
April 30, 2011 9:17pm UTC

When a girl is silent,
that's pretty dangerous. She's either over thinking, tired of waiting, about to blow, needs a hug, falling apart, or crying inside. And most probably all of those above.
♥

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LillyLoux3
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April 28, 2011 6:42pm UTC

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wittygirl2010
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April 27, 2011 8:18pm UTC

Innocence is so precious .
I would give anything to
be who I used to be .
I want to be able to look
at the number 69 and just
see an ordinary number .
Heck I want to be able
to read these words but
not understand them
because I'm still a kid .
I wish I still believed
boys had cooties .
I thought growing up
meant freedom .
I thought it meant
no more problems
because what's their
to worry about ?.
You're older , you
can stay up as late as
you want and so on .
But that was my little
kid's mind thinking .
Little me didn't expect
that growing up meant
big bad adult fights .
I didn't know it meant
drama or heartbreak .
I want to be five again .

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Novacaine
posted a quote
April 27, 2011 4:15pm UTC

DEFINITIONS OF LOVE
children;
(n.) - icky, gross, ew ew ew.
teenagers;
(n.) - perfect, amazing, beautiful, just plain awesome, the tears on your pillow, friendship set on fire, like a war between your head and heart, both your enemy and your best friend, what makes you keep going back to him, pain and happiness at the same time, you. you you you.
adults;
(n.) - a strong emotional and physical attraction towards another person.

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