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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. _prettyletdown _prettyletdown
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    November 24, 2010 3:01pm UTC
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  3. soccermag29 soccermag29
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 3:00pm UTC
    even the good die young </3

  4. Justinbieberismylife12345 Justinbieberismylife12345
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 10:46am UTC
    eating all your popcorn
    before the movie even starts.
    bef


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  6. Slawter Slawter
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 10:21am UTC
    Start at 0,
    [ Count in 2's, ]
    When you get to 5,
    I'll stop loving you.

  7. thebombbb thebombbb
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    November 22, 2010 10:31am UTC
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  8. you_know_you_love_me you_know_you_love_me
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 10:05am UTC
    ❒ Single.
    ❒ Taken.
    ✔ Married to a celebrity that has no idea I exsist (:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 10:04am UTC
    Today, a homeless man came into our cancer outpatient clinic and emptied an entire jar of cash and change into our cancer research charity jar. He said,
    "Yesterday my best friend died from cancer. I wish I could donate more. But this is all I have. I hope you folks find a cure someday soon.”
    MMT


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  12. Gabs Gabs
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 9:18am UTC
    I thought we were done
    I thought we were through
    so why do I keep coming back to you?

  13. xXMegenRawrXx xXMegenRawrXx
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 9:24am UTC
    Dear Boyfriend,
    Your wallet looked pretty fat so i took it out for some exercise. Hope you dont mind :D,
    LOVE,
    Girlfriend xx
    x


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  15. MaddiieeJay MaddiieeJay
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 4:28am UTC
    That awkward moment when the bug you are killing screams out
    "RAID!"
    when you're spraying it with
    'Mortein'.
    Mine.

  16. justkiddiing justkiddiing
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 4:24am UTC
    Police: any idea how fast you where scrolling?

  17. klaaraC klaaraC
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 4:20am UTC
    Some boyys should really consider watching 'hes just not that into you',
    because sometimes i think they have no clue of the signs..
    *if shes not calling you
    *not sleeping with you(getting sexual)
    *not marrying(entering a relationship) with you
    maaaybbe just maybbbe,
    SHES NOT THAT INTO YOU.
    if she wants something from you shell make it happen !
    learrn to give up !

  18. Lockets Lockets
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 4:13am UTC
    walking around at night and then suddenly,
    BAM.
    you have walked into a door.


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  20. LostInStereoSound LostInStereoSound
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 11:04am UTC
    34 days
    you know what i'm talking 'bout

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