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  1. abbs0lutelysoftball abbs0lutelysoftball
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    If I died while I was sleeping, hey, at least you could say I died doing what I love.
    -Unknown

  2. peacelovelax13 peacelovelax13
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    I wonder if the workers at the nail salon can speak English really well but enjoy seeing us get confused

  3. GreenDayLover GreenDayLover
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:31pm UTC

    Girl: I'm depressed.
    Society: You're overreacting.
    Girl: I cut myself.
    Society: Its for attention.
    Girl: *Kills herself*
    Society: We didn't see the signs.
    And that is why I hate society.
    CookieDoughFormats

  4. Rawrsome Rawrsome
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    Have you guys ever realized that the brain named itself?
    MIND=BLOWN

  5. CheyenneCarey CheyenneCarey
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    Brunette: What are you doing?
    Blonde: Trying to commit suicide.
    Brunette: The rope goes around your neck, not your waist.
    Blonde: I tried that, but I couldn't breathe.

  6. peacelovedream peacelovedream
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    I am truely afraid that
    everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and awful and theyre pretending to be my friend and its all part of some big joke

  7. myname22 myname22
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    We Are Teenage Girls.
    When we go home...
    Our straightened hair goes up into messy buns.
    Our makeup as been faded or smudged so we take it off.
    The fake smile vanishes into what we really feel.
    Our brand new shirt changes into our favorite old sweater.
    Our skinny jeans are traded for sweatpants or pajamas.
    Our Uggs are kicked off to reveal our fuzzy socks.
    When we go home..
    You wouldn't recognize us.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    The worst type of crying is the silent one
    The one when everyone is asleep.
    The one where you feel it in your throat ,
    and your eyes become blurry from the tears.
    The one where you just want to scream.
    The one where you have to hold your breath
    and grab your stomach to keep quiet.
    The one where you can't breath anymore.
    The one that you realize that the person that
    meant the most to you,
    is gone...

  9. iamManny iamManny
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    Never go to a doctor
    Whose office plants are dead.

  10. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    So technically, the age limit on witty is 13. And maybe there's a good reason. When I was 10, 11, even 12, I didn't know what cutting was. I didn't know half the swear words that you see every day on the internet. No one really has any innocence lately. The only reason anyone knows anything bad in the world, is because they've been exposed to it. So i honestly don't care what you think of me or my opinion. And sorry, if you're younger than 13, but i truly believe you shouldn't be on here. Ok, done with my rant... Bye.

  11. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Here's to the girls
    Who don't wake up with perfect hair.
    Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad.
    Who don't wear 50 pounds of make up.
    Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than in skinny jeans.
    Who don't get all of the guys.
    Who aren't " popular " but wo uldn't trade their friends for the world.
    Who choose sneakers of heels.
    Who aren't afraid to break a nail .
    Who don't always get everything they want.
    Who don't need a guy to tell them they're beautiful.
    Here's to all the girls who are
    just like me.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. lolz62 lolz62
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    Admit it.
    When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of there...fast


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. AliceIsWondering AliceIsWondering
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    To Do List #4
    Go into crowded elevator and say
    "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here..."
    nmq found on fb

  16. Kelsey_K Kelsey_K
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    Teacher:Whoever answers my next question can go home.*Boy throws bag out the window*Teacher:Who threw that?Boy:Me,Im going home.

  17. Little_Lega Little_Lega
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    Boy: Girls are so lucky they dont have to shave facial hair!Girl: Shaving legs, Shaving Armpits, Plucking, Periods, Cramps, Pregnancy, Giving Birth, Make-Up, Hair. Shut the fudge up.

  18. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    Hearing someone curse when I was little
    and being like,
    "Oooooooooooooooooooooooh"

  19. maxiemax456 maxiemax456
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    My 2012 Summer Playlist
    *If you know any good songs you think i should add please comment!
    1.) So Good- B.O.B.
    2.) Drive By- Train
    3.) I Want- One Direction
    4.) Windows Down- Big Time Rush
    5.) We Are Young- Fun
    6.) Turn Up The Music- Chris Brown ft. Rihanna
    7.) Don't Wake Me Up- Chris Brown
    8.) Sweetheart- Chris Brown
    9.) Right By My Side- Nicki Minaj
    10.) Flightless Bird- American Mouth
    11.) Fear- Drake
    12.) When I'm Gone- Wiz Khalifa
    13.) Another Round- Fat Joe ft. Chris Brown
    14.) Payphone- Maroon 5 ft Wiz Khalifa
    15.) Yes- LMFAO
    16.) All About Us- HeIsWe ft. Owl City

  20. eversky eversky
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Calm down bro,
    Its gym class,
    Not the Olympic games.

:)

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