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AliceIsWondering

1. AliceIsWondering
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2012 9:23pm UTC
   Drake & Josh #5
   Drake: I'm not going to risk getting grounded again. Do you know what it's like going two weeks without girls?
   Josh: .....Yes. Yes I do.
   Drake: Oh that's right. Sorry.
   ♥
   
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2. AliceIsWondering
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   July 19, 2012 9:20pm UTC
   Drake & Josh #4
   Josh: And the most important thing is to be yourself.
   Drake: Unless you're Josh.
   ♥
   
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3. AliceIsWondering
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   July 19, 2012 9:16pm UTC
   Drake & Josh #3
   Josh: It's like girls and I speak different languages. They speak English, I speak Idiot.
   ♥
   
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4. AliceIsWondering
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   July 19, 2012 9:14pm UTC
   That Annoying Moment When
   You plug your charger into your phone but you realize hours later your
   charger wasn't plugged in.
   Just Me?
   
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5. AliceIsWondering
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   July 19, 2012 8:36pm UTC
   To Do List #10
   Change name to Simon.
   Speak in third person.
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6. AliceIsWondering
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   July 18, 2012 7:09pm UTC
   To Do List #10
   Buy a horse, name it "Oscar takes the Lead,"
   and enter it in horse race.
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7. AliceIsWondering
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   July 18, 2012 7:05pm UTC
   To Do List #9
   Invite someone into your office, turn around in chair and say,
   "I've been expecting you..."
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8. AliceIsWondering
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   July 17, 2012 3:51pm UTC
   To Do List #8
   Run into a store and ask what year it is.
   When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.
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9. AliceIsWondering
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   July 17, 2012 3:49pm UTC
   To Do List #7
   Wait until someone is about to sneeze.
   Right before they do, loudly scream "PIKA PIKAAAA!"
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10. AliceIsWondering
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    July 17, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    Drake & Josh #2
    Josh: Have you ever been in Megan's room before?
    Drake: Once, when she was five.
    Josh: And?
    Drake: She pushed me out the window and told mom I fell.
    ♥
    
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11. AliceIsWondering
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    July 17, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Drake & Josh #1
    Josh: We could do a documentary on the reproductive habits of lizards.
    Drake: I'm not going to do anything thst involves me watching lizards make out!
    ♥
    
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12. AliceIsWondering
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    July 16, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    To Do List #6
    Become a teacher.
    Make a test where every answer is "C".
    Enjoy the show.
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13. AliceIsWondering
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    July 16, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    To Do List #5
    Make vanilla pudding.
    Put in mayo jar.
    Eat in public.
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14. AliceIsWondering
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    July 16, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    To Do List #4
    Go into crowded elevator and say
    "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here..."
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15. AliceIsWondering
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    July 2, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    To Do List #3
    Major in philosophy.
    Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
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16. AliceIsWondering
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    July 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    To Do List #2
    Hire two private investigators.
    Get them to follow each other.
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17. AliceIsWondering
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    To Do List #1
    Wear a shirt that says "Life."
    Hand out lemons on street corners
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