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  1. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    IMAGINE THIS:
    YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
    What do you do?

  2. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    JDSKFDJSFKDSJFSKFS
    DSJFKDSFJDSKFJSDKF
    DJSFKSFJ SDFKJSJFSKF
    AH MACARENA

  3. Anthony23 Anthony23
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:17am UTC
    she wouldnt shut up,
    i had to do it...
    i kissed her(;

  4. _broken615_ _broken615_
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    BOYS WHO
    let us rest our head their chest.
    nmf/follow for a follow

  5. staystrongandstaybeautiful staystrongandstaybeautiful
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    This quote won't get noticed .
    because it's ugly .
    Just like our society .

  6. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    i saw a photo taken of a boy's facebook page- (he was probably about, 18-20.)
    Another boy had commented, he said,
    "your girlfriend is HOT."
    This is how the boy replied:
    "My girlfriend is 'hot?' My girlfriend is 'hot?' You have the entire english language with it's vast spectrum of adjectives to descibe my girl friend, and you settle for 'hot?!'
    My girlfriend is far beyond beautiful. My girlfriend is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing and radiant. She's a stunner- she'll take your breath away before you have the hcance to introduce yourself. Her eyes constantly shine with joy, even in the midst of pain or sadness. She's a fireball that i can barely handle, but i can tell you that you wouldn't stand a chance. She has a mind that can tear yours to shreds, considering the one you chose to describe her with is 'hot.'
    Don't ever degrade my girlfriend like that again."
    ^^ that's what he said, word for word. wow.

  7. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    500 faves, 0 comments.
    My thoughts: A top quote. SWEET.
    36 faves, 456 comments
    My thoughts: Sh/ts going down.

  8. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    Ugly girls are like unicorns
    They don't exist.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. jordanmoore jordanmoore
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    When im by myself:
    Oh-oh-oh you dont know your beautiful!
    When im with my friends:
    i smoke a fat pound of grass. faster than the fat b.itch who sat down too fast!
    im a guy, true story.

  12. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Dear girl reading this right now,
    I see that you have tan lines and imprefect skin. I understand that you want to be perfect, and you want 'him' to notice you. You don't see the beauty in your personality. You think you're boring. You've lost a friend before, and it made you feel a little bit worthless. You don't love your eyes, or your nose, or your weight. You don't always believe in yourself or your dreams. But you know what? I do. I believe in you! I love you the way you are, and i never want you to change for ANYONE. So if you ever feel worthless, come talk to me. I really will listen. I love you. Not the person you're pretending to be, but the actual you that's been hiding all this time. So maybe while you read this, you smiled. Just a little. And it wasn't fake at all. If i could make just one girl smile, then the makes everything worth it. Goodbye, darling. Stay beautiful.
    -Sincerely, Landon

  13. Ibeonlyguy Ibeonlyguy
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 8:13pm UTC
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  14. Ibeonlyguy Ibeonlyguy
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    March 18, 2012 2:28pm UTC
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  15. Ibeonlyguy Ibeonlyguy
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    im committed when im in a relationship. i wont cheat on you. i wont do you wrong. i wont want to stop talking to you. i wont want to leave you for anyone else. i wont do anything to hurt you. i chose you and that means i only want you, no one else. i love you

  16. Ibeonlyguy Ibeonlyguy
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    dear girls,
    stop worrying about your eyeliner, if your hair is right, or if your butt looks good in those jeans. one day none of that will matter because you'll find someone who doesn't care about those things. you are perfection in someones eyes. dont beat yourself up about it. you're young, relationships arent THAT important now. it's better to wait to fall in love, than force it upon yourself. i don't care who you are, you're beautiful in one way or another, dont ever forget that and take this all into consideration♥
    sincerely,
    a concerned boy

  17. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:55am UTC
    Bro tip #1
    most guys like it when girls curl their hair

  18. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    I want a gay best guy friend
    only me?


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  20. Anthony23 Anthony23
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 1:11am UTC
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