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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. LoReS LoReS
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    I'm not trying to impress you, but
    I WATCH PG's
    {without parental guidance}

  3. LoReS LoReS
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    P.Sherman
    42 Wallaby Way
    Sydney
    {finding nemo never gets old}

  4. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    3 Reasons why to stand up:
    1.You have to go somewhere
    2 . To stretch
    3. You are the real Slim Shadey

  5. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    Dear Peanut Butter,
    It's time
    Sincerely, Jelly

  6. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    90% of the world`s population is right handed
    Fave if your a righty :)
    nmf

  7. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    .
    -----------♥-----------
    I end a Facebook conversation by liking the last comment.
    -----------♥-----------

  8. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    I restart a song
    when I miss my favorite part.

  9. lovexxhurtsxx lovexxhurtsxx
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 6:20pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. Molli95 Molli95
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 1:18pm UTC
    VODKA...
    Deleting memories since 1405


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Molli95 Molli95
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    FAVE [♥] FOR
    EMINEM
    COMMENT FOR
    LIL WAYNE
    -just wondering-

  13. Molli95 Molli95
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 11:55am UTC
    Today, I read an FML about a
    someone who was filmed,
    drunk, climbing into her
    wardrobe screaming "I wanna
    go to Narnia!" I've done that
    sober. I don't see a problem.
    Who doesn't wanna go to
    Narnia?
    MLIA
    (:

  14. jb4ever98 jb4ever98
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    ❒ Single
    ❒ Taken
    ✔ who gives a sh*t

  15. Shadowandandrex Shadowandandrex
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 7:16am UTC
    "Your phones ringing."
    "Yeah, phone's do that." ♥
    Sorry if its already on?!

  16. gLeek gLeek
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 8:02am UTC
    FavIf,
    You text some one in the same room as you, and stare at them until they get it.

  17. iloveyou14322 iloveyou14322
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 10:27pm UTC
    Dear Human,
    You get mad if i wake you.
    you get mad if i don't.
    Sincerely,
    cONFUSED ALARM CLOCK
    WTF

  18. Artist003 Artist003
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    Someone just knocked on my door askin for a donation towards their community pool
    So I gave him a cup of water

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    FAVORITE THIS
    If you are that one friend who always thinks of
    everything in a dirty way

:)

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