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lovexxhurtsxx

Status: <3

Member Since: 13 Jul 2011 11:18am

Last Seen: 18 Nov 2012 12:51pm

Birthday: June 5

Gender: F

user id: 194238

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About me.

Status: 7/22/12; okay, I obviously have no life.
Hello loves. My name is Melanie. I blow out the candles on June fifth. I'm a Brat, and a Directioner. I'm in love with One Direction, Cher Lloyd, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, and Maroon 5. Demi Lovato is my inspiration; she's just so amazing. Cheer, The Hunger Games, writing, reading, drawing, playing my guitar, photography, singing, and dancing are things I also love. Cheer is my life. Everyone on my team is like family to me.

Also, please visit my story account, british_invasion. And, if you do go visit that account, thank you :D xoxo

lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:20pm UTC

Me: Mom... Mommy... MOTHER!!!!
Mom: WHAT???? IT'S 4 AM AND YOU'RE TEXTING ME... WHAT?
Me: Hi :)
Mom: This should be a good time to tell you're adopted
nmq

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lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:16pm UTC

Me: Can you grow please?
Hair: NO
Boobs: NO
Stomach: Okay!
nmq

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lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:11pm UTC

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lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 3:54pm UTC

"Harry Styles is ugly."
Said no one ever.

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lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 3:37pm UTC

"The Hunger Games is stupid."
Said no one ever.

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lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 3:22pm UTC

"Harry Potter is the worst book ever."
Said no one ever.

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lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 12:05pm UTC

you're never to old to play hide and seek

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lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 2:16pm UTC

Harry: Hey I just met you
Me: HOLY F/CKING SH/T
Harry: and this is crazy
Me: OMG OMG OMG
Harry: so here's my number
Me: AHHHH!
Harry: Give it to your Mother maybe?
Me: ...

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lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 1:20pm UTC

I used to keep my feelings all to me,
but now my heart's right on my sleeve for all to see.

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lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 4:09pm UTC

Teacher: Did I give out homework?
Class: No.
Teacher: Yes he did! Don't you remember?
All of the class: *DEATH STARE*

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lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 11:22am UTC

*My graduation speech*
Me: F/uck you, f/uck you, f/uck you, you're cool, f/uck you, I'm out.

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lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 10:17pm UTC

I didn't fall. The
floor just needed
a hug.

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lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 10:11pm UTC

That moment when you hear
your own voice on a video;
OMG! Does my voice really sound
like that?

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lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 10:07pm UTC

"Come here." "Why?"
"Just come here."
"No, you're going to hit me."

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lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 10:04pm UTC

Admit it;
At some point in your life, you stuck a ball
up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant.

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lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 10:00pm UTC

Me: Hey I just met you
Me: And this is crazy
Me: But I listen to your music and buy tickets to your tours
and buy all your merch and sometimes cry over pictures
of you in your tag that I track and imagine the day we will
finally be wed
Me: So call me maybe

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lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 9:55pm UTC

I gotta dig bick.
you that read wrong.
that awkward when you read that wrong too.
And said "moment" after awkward.
This is awkward.

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lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 9:50pm UTC

"OMG, I'm so ugly!"
Yes, that's why you have 197 photos
in an album called "ME".

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lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Kid: Mommy, what's in your stomach?
Mom: Your baby sister!
Kid: You love her?
Mom: Very much!
Kid: Then why did you eat her?! o_o

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lovexxhurtsxx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 9:41pm UTC

Sunglasses:
Allowing you to stare at people without getting
caught. It's like Facebook, but in real life.

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