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  1. LONERFORLIFEEE LONERFORLIFEEE
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    Her
    I miss him. It's all my fault. He would have answered me by now. Ugh! What did I even do, or say?! Nothing. Nothing. I'm so stupid. I'M SO STUPID. How does "Eating Yogurt, hby?" ruin a realtionship. Ugh. Guess I'm back to single. He usually takes 2 minutes to answer! Its been 25! Ugh. I hate my life I hate my Life I hate my life!
    Like • Comment • 3 minute ago
    Him
    LOL chill brah my phone died.
    27 seconds ago · Like nmf

  2. RyanZ923 RyanZ923
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    I'm the kind of guy who
    Would call my girl beautiful,
    Send her goodmorning and goodnight texts
    Would want to hold hands instead of makeout
    Give her my jacket or hat
    Sneak up behind her and hug her.
    Fave if you want this.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    "Low battery connect charger"
    Um.. your a smart phone connect yourself.
    not my format♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    The average person tells 4 lies a
    day, or 1460 a year; a total of
    87,600 by the age of 60. and the
    most common lie is "I'm fine..."

  6. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    1-10 how much do you like me?
    8. Turn that 8 sideways and that's how much i love you.♥
    omg♥
    fav if you get it(:♥

  7. shawn_the_man shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Trust me,
    when you're wearing a new shirt,
    or did something special with your hair,
    or just overall look especially good one day,
    we notice
    we're just to shy or scared to say anything♥

  8. Juicebox Juicebox
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    People say love is like magic
    But isn't magic just an
    i l l u s i o n

  9. Juicebox Juicebox
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    I DON'T HATE YOU.
    I'm just not exactly fond of your presence on this planet.

  10. Juicebox Juicebox
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 2:38am UTC
    If b!tches could fly,
    my school would be an a i r p o r t...

  11. Juicebox Juicebox
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 1:24am UTC
    It takes some people a trillion wishes to find someone like you ♥

  12. Juicebox Juicebox
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 11:52pm UTC
    I swear I'm gonna cry
    I'm sick of
    Trying to be T O U G H ;;

  13. Juicebox Juicebox
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 1:01am UTC
    Can I tie your shoes?I don't want you falling foranybody else...♥;

  14. Juicebox Juicebox
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 4:10am UTC
    &;
    That awkward moment when you have a better chance at finding Waldo than a boyfriend

  15. nikkilove7 nikkilove7
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    Please read this:
    Girl: "We're going over 100, slow down, I'm scared."
    Boy: "No, this is fun."
    Girl: "No it's not,please slow down. It's scary."
    Boy: "Do you love me?"
    Girl:"Yes of course, since day one!"
    Guy:"Then tell me you love me."
    Girl: I love you...now slow down please."
    Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug."
    **girl hugs him tight**
    Guy:"Can you take my helmet on and put it on, its bugging me."
    In the paper the next day, a article said that a motorcycle crashed
    into a building because of break failure. Two people, a guy and a
    girl were involved but only the girl survived. Halfway down the
    road, the guy had realized his brakes had broke, but he didn't want to scare the girl, so he didn't say anything. So, he made the
    girl say she loved him, and to feel her hug one last time. Then he
    let her wear his helmet so she would live...even if it mean he would die.
    Fave if you think this is so cute♥

  16. eliese eliese
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 1:09am UTC
    I l i k e y o u , y o u l i ke me
    Why the hel l a rent we dating!?

  17. smile6 smile6
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 1:09am UTC
    The less you open your heart to others; the more your heart will suffer.

  18. QuinntheFreak QuinntheFreak
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 1:11am UTC
    Truth or dare:
    We suck at coming up with dares, and no one wants to do them anyways.
    -Instead, we just ask Truth questions,-
    .but no one tells the truth any more.
    So really the game should be called
    "Lies."

  19. liveyourlife28 liveyourlife28
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 1:16am UTC
    Kim Kardashians marriage was shorter than the line of trick or treaters at Casey Anthony's house.(:
    mine(:

  20. kristenn_x kristenn_x
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    Friends With Benifits;
    a bullshit term for "i cant commit to a relationship"

:)

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