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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
March 5, 2014 2:09pm UTC

I miss the old witty
"How can we turn it back?"

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Arilena :)*
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November 29, 2012 4:06pm UTC

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posted a quote
November 23, 2012 9:35am UTC

When i hold doors for people
Kids:...
Teenagers:Thanks
Adults:Thank you
Old people:why,thank you.You're so kind.Everyone look at this young lady helping out the community.Whoo, this generation is so polite and kind.I would play bingo with this young lady any day.GOD bless your beautiful soul

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 9:08am UTC

At the end of the Victoria Secret fashion show
they played "born this way."
last time i checked you can't be born with fake boobs...
♥

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 8:52am UTC

And who else...
Has a parent who always asks how you did on a quiz,
The day you take it?
Seriously... did the teachers actually grade that fast when they were kids?

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 8:48am UTC

There are two reasons people
don't talk about something.
Either it means nothing
or it means everything.♥

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 8:44am UTC

That scary moment when
you put a ring on your finger and you cant take it off.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 8:36am UTC

What if oxygen makes our voice deeper,
and helium just makes it normal?
MIND =BLOWN

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 8:30am UTC

walking into school looking totally hot
but feeling uncomfortable because you normally don't dress that way
♥

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 2:44pm UTC

Apple and Blackberry should team up
and make a phone called the
pie

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 2:37pm UTC

And to think that someday,
Our kids will be saying stuff like,
"iPod? Mom pu-lease nobody uses iPods anymore!"
And,
"Taylor Swift? Who the hell is Taylor Swift?"

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November 22, 2012 12:01pm UTC

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posted a quote
November 21, 2012 12:08pm UTC

everyone has that one stunning friend
that thinks they're ugly
and you just sit there like 'lol, shutup'.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 12:05pm UTC

And does anyone else read:
'Put this into your own words'
As:
'Rearrange the words slightly'?

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 12:00pm UTC

9 year olds are swearing
10 year olds have boyfriends and girlfriends
11 year olds are kissing
12 year olds are giving oral
13 year olds are getting their heartbroken
14 year olds aren't virgins
15 year olds are wasted
16 year olds are doing drugs
17 year olds are pregnant
18 year olds are emotional wreck and commit suicide
Our generations problem?
we all tried growing up to fast.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 11:34am UTC

I'm moody like squidward.
Sometimes selfish like Mr.Crabs.
A bit dumb like Patrick.
But I'll be there for you like Sponge Bob.
*•♥•♥•♥•♥•♥•♥•*

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 12:47pm UTC

LOL STEVE
in what world does "soon" mean
2 and a half days...

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 12:41pm UTC

we live in a society
w h e r e w e a r e t a u g h t ;
that you need to be thin to be considered; p r e t t y
that people falling in love with the same gender is considered; i m m o r a l
that fighting with each other will solve
e v e r y t h i n g
and that being different is w r o n g
I t ' s h a r d t o s w i m i n a w o r l d s o s h a l l o w

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Those Conversations
l a t e a t n i g h t w i t h y o u r b e s t f r i e n d s , w h e n y o u t e l l e a c h o t h e r everything.♥

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 8:12am UTC

;
;
I'll admit, I cried at the end of
☁ ☁ TOY ☁
☁ STORY ☁
☁ ☁ 3 ☁ ☁
Fave if you did too

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