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  1. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
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    November 18, 2012 7:28am UTC
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    November 18, 2012 7:05am UTC
    I couldn't think of a more beautiful day to
    s i t I n s i d e and watc h t v

  3. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
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    November 18, 2012 5:19am UTC
    Dear radio stations,
    You do know there are more than 5 songs in the world, right?
    Sincerly annoyed listeners.

  4. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    play with pen in class
    PEN SHOOTS 25 YARDS AWAY.

  5. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
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    November 16, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    you're just like monday,
    nobody likes you.

  6. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
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    November 16, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    we look at each other,
    wondering what the other is thinking, but we never say a thing. ♥

  7. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
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    November 16, 2012 9:31am UTC
    In my room:
    Decent singer
    In the shower:
    International pop superstar

  8. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 9:12am UTC
    Hey, do you want to go bungee jumping with me?
    No
    Why?!
    I came into this world because of a broken rubber, and I'm not leaving because of one...
    nmf

  9. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 8:35am UTC
    .. A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.
    The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
    Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
    Wife: "Oh, Johnny. You were going 80."
    Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
    Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
    Wife: "Oh Johnny, you've known about that tail light for weeks."
    Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
    Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
    Wife: "Oh, Johnny, you never wear your seat belt."
    Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
    Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" Wife: "No, he is very loving he shouts only when he's drunk."

  10. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 8:55am UTC
    IT'S OKAY.
    I'LL JUST HIDE THE HURT WITH A SMILE.
    LIKE ALWAYS.

  11. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 8:53am UTC
    i wanna go back to our first conversation.

  12. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
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    November 15, 2012 8:51am UTC
    Jake
    Hi, this is Jake's mom.. I wanted to let all of you know that he is no longer allowed on facebookdue to the choices he made today. He posted on facebook personal information about someone, that regardless if it was true or not, it was rude. Because he chose to try and make her mad by spreading personal information, I thought he should know how it feels when the tables are turned.
    He wet the bed until he was 8.
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    46 people like this

  13. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 8:39am UTC
    reason's why i'm still single:
    ✔ can't date the internet.
    ✔ can't date my favorite celebrity.
    ✔ can't date witty.
    ✔ can't date myself.
    ✔ can't date music.
    ✔ can't date food.

  14. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 8:33am UTC
    -----------------♥♥--------------
    Today i told my sister that
    when it rains
    some where in this world
    theres a girl crying
    yesterday, it rained i found my sister
    running towards the door wearing a raincoat
    i asked her " what are you doing?"
    she said "I'M GOING TO FIND THE GIRL CRYING AND CHEER HER UP
    she's 4. ♥
    -----------------♥♥---------------

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    November 15, 2012 8:30am UTC
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  16. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
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    November 15, 2012 8:27am UTC
    I don't hate school
    I just hate the teachers,the homework,the exams&waking up early in the morning.

  17. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    &Who else has
    those days when you hate
    the world? And ANYTHING
    that happens even
    dropping your pen makes you
    want to break down & cry.

  18. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    ------------------------
    Soo= I don't know what to say.
    but I dont wanna stop talking to you
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  19. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
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    November 14, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    "People think Niall & I flirt while talking on skype,
    But in reality all he does is
    Eat in front of the camera."
    -Demi Lovato

  20. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
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    November 12, 2012 10:42am UTC
    Going to:
    paris x
    new york x
    london x
    kitchen i'm hungry V

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