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  1. Tempest* Tempest*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    Real beauty is on the inside.
    Yeah man, my intestines are gorgeous.

  2. Mydarkestsecretsxoxo Mydarkestsecretsxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    If it stopped...
    /\ /\
    _/\ /\_/\ / \_/\ /\_/ \ _ _ _ _________
    \/ \/ \/ \ /
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    ..... Would you miss me?
    nmq

  3. lilsoccergirl lilsoccergirl
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    format by n0stalgia. do not remove credit.
    Who knows?
    Maybe one day we'll be perfect for eachother.

  4. superfish12 superfish12
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    Your words
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  5. idance idance
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    boy: you know what?
    girl: what?
    boy: next time i see you, don't wear that skirt again. it's too revaeling.
    girl: okay, whatever.
    boy: a dress that reaches to your ankles.. and wear long white gloves that reach to your elbows.
    girl: what?
    boy: trust me.
    girl: what are you trying to do? hide me from everyone?
    boy: do your hair up well real pretty.
    girl: are you listening to what i'm saying? you're so conservative, don't choke me like this.. are you kidding me?
    boy: i'm dead serious.
    girl: you know i don't like guys who boss me around.
    boy: ...wear a veil.
    girl: ...what?
    boy: wear this ring too.
    girl: .....
    boy: marry me ♥

  6. glitterspaz143 glitterspaz143
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    ♥ t h i s i f y o u l o v e
    y o u r d a d d y.

  7. Love_To_Laugh123 Love_To_Laugh123
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    First Day of School:
    30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 markers, 10 notebooks, 3 binders, 5 book covers, billions of peices of paper, and soo much more.
    Middle of March:
    1 pencil you found on the ground in science.

  8. dreams_come_true dreams_come_true
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Hey, Its Micheal i sit behind you in Science class
    Oh yeah, whats up?
    I was wondering if you would, go out with me?
    Uhhmmm how about NO! Your the biggest geek in the grade and you think i would date you, hell no!
    The next morning the boy was found dead in this room with a suicide letter saying "all because im the
    geek from science"
    This is a true story and the boy was my brother, please fav. if you are against biotches who do that.
    RIP Mikey

  9. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    Teacher- Why do I hear people talking?
    Student- Because you have ears.

  10. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 7:49am UTC
    "you gonna sleep all day?"
    f-ck off.

  11. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:35am UTC
    GOOD THINGS NEVER L▲ST
    B▲D THINGS NEVER DIE.

  12. FallingApart_ FallingApart_
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    I'm that girl
    »»WHO'S ALWAYS THERE FOR EVERYONE
    even though no one is ever |||||||||||||||||||||
    THere For me♥

  13. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    I gotta dig bick.
    You that read wrong.
    That awkward when you read that wrong too.
    And said "moment" after awkward.
    this is awkward..

  14. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 3:08pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    B E C A U S E
    I T ' S L E S S T H A N
    2 4 H O U R S
    U N T I L
    T H E H U N G E R G A M E S

  15. addicted4music addicted4music
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:02am UTC
    Oreos, first you twist it, then you... oh it broke.

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    *Highlight*
    LOL. You fell for it.

  17. addicted4music addicted4music
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 7:56am UTC
    2,800 teenage girls get pregnant everyday. Favorite if you like pancakes.

  18. NYJKM6 NYJKM6
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    Favorite if you love one direction.Comment if you don't. just looking for the ratioof one directioners to the people who dislike them.

  19. heidy787 heidy787
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    My 4 year old sister might have cancer
    Please pray for her

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