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1. JordanP
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2011 12:01am UTC
   _On a scale of 1 to Pandas, how cute and cuddly is this? *throws stuffed Kittien at friend*
   -I'd say it's in between childhood teddy bear and a blanket straight from the dryer.
   _That sounds about right, thanks :)
   
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2. JordanP
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2011 2:51pm UTC
   If pictures are worth a thousand words,
   then why can't i submit one in place of a 700 word essay?
   
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3. JordanP
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2011 12:11am UTC
   Her eyes sparkle like moonlight on the water,
   her hair is as elegant and beautiful as an eagle gliding through the sky.
   Her smile shines like sunlight off of a fresh snow,
   her personality rules over all, blrilliant and true.
   Forever remember this, for I love you. <3
   
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4. JordanP
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2011 10:09pm UTC
   Wow, i spent 20 minutes on word making my quote look cool and it doesnt register onto here. So why bother anymore to make things fancy? xD
   
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5. JordanP
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2011 7:00pm UTC
   -What time is it?
   -Time for you to get a watch ;)
   -Damn it, man I'm gonna kill you if you say that again what time is it?
   -Summer Time!! :P
   - ....(-____-) tell me what time it is before I punch you in the face.
   -PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! *runs away laughing!*
   
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6. JordanP
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   November 11, 2011 5:09pm UTC
   One day, your kids are going to ask:
   "Where do babies come from?"
   What will YOU say? :P
   
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7. JordanP
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   November 11, 2011 5:02pm UTC
   I hate when someone asks you what you did on an important day in history, and you can't remember (>.<)
   
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