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  1. gilmoregirl_ gilmoregirl_
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    roses are red
    violets are donkeys
    this poem makes no sense
    microwave.
    ,but I still love you♥

  2. gilmoregirl_ gilmoregirl_
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 1:40pm UTC
    Wouldnt life be perfect if . . . sweatpants
    were sexy, mondays were fun, junk food
    didnt make you fat, girls didn't cause so much
    drama, guys werent so confusing, nothing was
    regretable, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow...

  3. gilmoregirl_ gilmoregirl_
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    Sometimes,
    You wish you could be someone else who is beautiful.
    But Sometimes,
    You just have to realize you are just as beautiful.

  4. gilmoregirl_ gilmoregirl_
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    When everybody's going out
    partying on a Friday night
    I'm at home. with no plans. in pj's.

  5. DeadlyLittleSweetheart DeadlyLittleSweetheart
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    T h e t h i n g s t h a t a r e a c t u a l l y w o r t h t e a r s a r e t h e
    t h i n g s t h a t
    W O N T
    M A K E
    Y O U C R Y

  6. gilmoregirl_ gilmoregirl_
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 7:28am UTC
    Everyone wants happiness,
    nobody wants pain.
    But you can't have a rainbow,
    without a little rain ... ♥

  7. gilmoregirl_ gilmoregirl_
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    Being Single = Being Lonely
    </3

  8. gilmoregirl_ gilmoregirl_
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    Never,
    judge a book by it's cover because
    you might miss out on an amazing story.

  9. gilmoregirl_ gilmoregirl_
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    Friend - What time is it?
    Me -Time for you to get a watch!
    Friend - Damn it, man I'm gonna kill you if you say that again what time is it?
    Me - It's Summer Time!!
    Friend - Tell me what time it is before I punch you in the face.
    Me - IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!
    **runs away laughing!**
    ♥♥♥

  10. JordanP JordanP
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    I hate when someone asks you what you did on an important day in history, and you can't remember (>.<)

  11. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    On a scale of 1 to Spongebob
    how ready are you? ?`d
    ♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  12. stardollprezgurl stardollprezgurl
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    and favorite this quote
    if you will still be single
    on November 12th.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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