Jonas_Luver_Obessed

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HEY IM STACIE AND IM IN LOVE WITH JUSTIN BIEBER!

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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 22, 2009 1:57pm UTC

this is not a quote! i have a new witty profile! it is justin_bieber_luver! hope you follow!

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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 22, 2009 1:57pm UTC

this is not a quote! i have a new witty profile! it is justin_bieber_luver! hope you follow!

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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 20, 2009 10:35pm UTC

i now do fan art! post ur picture link on my profile comments!

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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 20, 2009 10:12pm UTC

looking for fan art? well _flywithme has great fan art! look on my page the second one there _flywithme made!

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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 20, 2009 8:01pm UTC

yeah 7 th graders!
comment/ favorite if u are going into 7 th grade!

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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 20, 2009 12:25pm UTC

a girl runs into a guy and says"im sorry"
guy_ no your not
girl_yes i am
guy_no your not
girl_no im not
guy_yes you are
girl_ha!

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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 20, 2009 12:22pm UTC

that willie wonka guy is crazzy! dont say u dont like his candie he will go cuckoo on you!
all mine! favor?!!?!?

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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 20, 2009 11:44am UTC

Today, I re-dislocated my arm trying to get it out of the cast it was in because I didn't want to pay the $50 dollar fee to get it taken off. FML

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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 20, 2009 11:42am UTC

Today, I found a pen from a funeral home. When I went to write with it, it was dead. I giggled at the irony.
Not Mine credit to whoever!

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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 20, 2009 11:42am UTC

Today, I found a pen from a funeral home. When I went to write with it, it was dead. I giggled at the irony.
Not Mine credit to whoever!

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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 20, 2009 11:41am UTC

Today, it was my first day of new school. I realized that the backpack I bought yesterday had a huge hole in it. I had to borrow my little sister's Dora the Explorer backpack. I think I'm literally the most popular kid in the school now.
not mine credit to whoever!

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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 20, 2009 11:40am UTC

Today, I realized there are no blue Skittles. Now I feel as though I cannot taste the rainbow.
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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 20, 2009 11:39am UTC

Today, while I was talking to my friend through AIM, she used a term I didn't know and then asked me, "Do you know what that is?" I replied "Yeah." and quickly googled it. She was impressed. I felt I outsmarted her.
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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 20, 2009 11:38am UTC

Today I said a "That's what she said" joke in front of my parents. My mum told me to go to my room and stay there. My dad told me, in a stern voice, that he needed to talk to me. When we were in my room, he gave me a high-five.
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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 20, 2009 11:36am UTC

Today, I was watching Dora the Explorer. At the end of the episode, she asked what was our favorite part. I said 'The part when your boobs fell off'. Dora replied with "Yeah, I liked that too! They jiggled and jiggled and jiggled!". I laughed for about an hour.

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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 20, 2009 11:35am UTC

Today, I told myself I would have a chocolate after lunch. Just one. When I went to pick one out, there was another one stuck to it. Fearing to mess with destiny, I ate both.
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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 16, 2009 9:25pm UTC

W S H G
E T O U
A T Y
L S
K

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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 15, 2009 4:45pm UTC

Ways To Annoy People!
Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go.
. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
Name your dog "Dog."
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist you like it that way.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Repeat everything someone says as a question.
Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
Light road flares on a birthday cake.
Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
. Ask people what gender they are.
. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
When talking to some one tilt your head side ways.

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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 11, 2009 9:20pm UTC

I WANTED TO KNOW....
AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO FREAKS OUT WHEN THEY GET 3 OR MORE FAVORS ON THERE QUOTES????!?!?!?!?

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Jonas_Luver_Obessed
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August 11, 2009 9:16pm UTC

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