Ways To Annoy People!                             
   

 Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go.


. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

Name your dog "Dog."

 Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

 Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."


 Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

 Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.



. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist you like it that way. 

Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.


 Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
 Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
 Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

 Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

 Repeat everything someone says as a question.

 Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."

 Light road flares on a birthday cake.

 Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
 
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.

. Ask people what gender they are.

. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
 While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

When talking to some one tilt your head side ways.