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  1. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  2. skyscraper13 skyscraper13
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    They said the world was gonna end this year,
    please, they can barely predict weather.

  3. skyscraper13 skyscraper13
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    *Chewing on a pen*
    "Oh shoot this is
    borrowed."

  4. KaylaMarieCovers KaylaMarieCovers
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    Mum: Give me your phone.
    Me: Okay hold on.
    *Tells all friends to not text back*
    *Delete all conversations*
    *Logs out of Wattpad app and deletes it*
    *Logs out of Twitter app and deletes it*
    *Deletes Safari history*
    *Logs out of email*
    *Deletes all notes*
    *Deletes some pictures*
    Me: Okay here you go.

  5. Brianna_Burke Brianna_Burke
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    If you were a comedian
    all you would have to do is walk in
    and that would be the joke
    format credit to: kara003

  6. Brianna_Burke Brianna_Burke
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    playing those games
    as I wait for your call, but now I give up
    so goodbye and so long
    ~Untitled, Blink-182

  7. Brianna_Burke Brianna_Burke
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. Brianna_Burke Brianna_Burke
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    Parents:
    You spend the first 2 years of your childs life teaching them to walk and talk.
    Then you spend the next 16 years telling them
    to sit down and shut-up.

  9. Brianna_Burke Brianna_Burke
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    Don't start to panic for me, 'cause I have nothing to lose
    I am as bright as the sun, I burn up all that I choose

  10. Brianna_Burke Brianna_Burke
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 11:16am UTC
    KINGSLEY <3
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t9eqbCt1S4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
    OVEREXPOSED
    watch.

  11. Brianna_Burke Brianna_Burke
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    If mom can't find it
    It 's gone forever

  12. Brianna_Burke Brianna_Burke
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    "Mommy! There's a monster under my bed!"
    "Thats silly, there's no such thing as mo.. OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM OFF! Kidding. He only eats kids. Goodnight"

  13. Brianna_Burke Brianna_Burke
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    We'll Stagger Home After Midnight
    Sleep Arm and Arm in the Stairwell
    We'll Fall Apart on the Weekend
    These Nights Go on and on and on....
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    After Midnight
    Blink-182
    Tom Delonge, Mark Hoppus, Travis Barker <3

  14. Brianna_Burke Brianna_Burke
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 11:17am UTC
    Lets Dance in Perfect Harmony
    This is Home-Blink-182

  15. Remember_When Remember_When
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    Remember when...#3
    you would grab on to your parents' legs and hang on for dear life.♥
    -Remember_When

  16. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    me: *gets hit in the stomache by soccer ball
    conceler: dont worry ! you dont need to have children !
    me: ... 0_o

  17. danceoff101 danceoff101
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Friend: Hay
    Me: Is for horses
    Friend: -_-


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    Girl: "Would you rather be on top or bottom? (;"
    Me: "I don't have a bunk bed... Sorry" (._.)

  20. Lgirl Lgirl
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    I think I'm goin to end up like Plankton, and marry my computer.

:)

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