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ballerxforxlifex3
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July 29, 2011 10:21pm UTC

i have a 6 pack.
under my fat.
it's kinda shy.
♥♥♥♥

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 8:00pm UTC

The only thing
that sucks about losing weight, is that when
you're body shrinks, so do your boobs.

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yamigoochi
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 5:46pm UTC

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Admit it.. #12
You stick up for someone because you don't
like the other person.
♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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confusedmuch4472
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July 29, 2011 5:46pm UTC

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When you love a song, but then after hearing it on the radio 8765231264334345 times you're just like -______-

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xwaddupshawtyx
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 5:24pm UTC

Teacher: Your homework is to read these pages.
Student: Yes... No homework!

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osnapitzkenz
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 10:33pm UTC

I'm going to open a store
next to forever 21
and call it
finally 22

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An'*
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 6:17pm UTC

if i had to walk a million miles
to find your smile, i would. ♥

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mkg32197
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 7:17pm UTC

Seeing a little boy and thinking,
"DAMN. You're going to be HOT when you get older."
♥
nmf|nmq

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verymadison4
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 5:03pm UTC

I hate when,
I'm HONESTLY telling the truth but NOBODY believes me
Yes, im talking about you best_friendz2 (;

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An'*
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 6:34pm UTC

and if i don't go to sleep,
it's because i'm too busy thinking about you. ♥

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StandingStrong
posted a quote
July 28, 2011 10:41pm UTC

I am 99% sure you don't like me, but that 1% keeps me hanging on.♥

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sammygirl1918
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 9:01am UTC

Instead of saying,
"Happy Birthday."
I'm going to say
"Happy annual celebration of the escape from the womb."
thingschange_

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xOstephh27
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 10:25pm UTC

think about this
If your life were to end today, would you be truly happy really?
Not really? Fix it, be happy and live your life while you can.

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shyfabulousglam
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 10:26pm UTC

Freddie kissed both Carly & Sam..
Freddie's a player ! :P

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smileyfacehappy
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 8:46pm UTC

When I'm depressed,
I CUT MYSELF
highlight -> a piece of cake. :3

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 9:28pm UTC

A glass of soda:
[ 80% fizz. ]
20% SODA.

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chillbunny
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 10:45pm UTC

Rule #1 for Guys
Don't flirt with other Girls
When you have her

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chillbunny
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 10:49pm UTC

Rule #2 for Guys
Let her wear your hoody for the whole day
Especially if it has your last name on the back
♥

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chillbunny
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 10:56pm UTC

Rule #3 for Guys
Never Ask A Girl Out As A Joke
Or Dare

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chillbunny
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 11:07pm UTC

Rule #4 for Guys
Kiss her in the Rain
No Matter how hard it rains
or who's watching

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