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mkg32197

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Member Since: 30 Mar 2011 10:02pm

Last Seen: 6 Nov 2011 04:11pm

user id: 161874

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  1. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    They say talk is cheap.
    I guess that's why
    I bought every word you said.
    nmf|nmq

  2. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    So my laptop screen cracked.
    I was gonna show my long-distance friend on Facebook what happened to it, so I took a screen shot. When I pasted it into paint, I wondered why the crack didn't show up in the shot. Then I realized... that doesn't work.
    I felt so dumb.

    nmf
    nmf

  3. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 9:59pm UTC
    http://operationbeautiful.com/
    Check it out? :)
    nmf|nmw

  4. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    Seeing a little boy and thinking,
    "DAMN. You're going to be HOT when you get older."

    nmf|nmq

  5. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 4:31pm UTC
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  6. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    Haha shut up.
    I wear heels bigger than your dick.

    nmf|nmq

  7. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    I am a guy and I like thicker girls.
    Girls with curves, girls with hips, and boobs, and yes, even stomachs.
    In other words, I think fat chicks are sexy.
    And I have a hell of a lot of friends that would agree with me.
    Girls, seriously, stop thinking that you need to lose weight.
    You really are beautiful.
    -SixBillionSecrets♥
    nmf|nmq

  8. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:58am UTC
    Shoot for the☾ .
    Even if you miss, you'll land among the ★★★ .

  9. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:29am UTC
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  10. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    Love is like quicksand.
    The deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out.

  11. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    Who else;
    hears your text message sound, checks your phone, then realizes it was on the television.
    nmf

  12. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    //DRUNK PEOPLE\\
    run stop signs.
    \\HIGH PEOPLE//
    wait for them to turn green.reen

  13. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    Can I have a bit of advice please? :/
    My boyfriend doesn't seem to be himself lately. He's not as talkative as usual, even to me. Usually even if he's being antisocial, he'll still talk to me. I'll say, "I miss you :/" and he replies, "Ik, me too" instead of the usual, "I miss you too baby." He's been acting like this for almost a week, since last Wednesday, just not being himself. I've asked him numerous times if there's anything wrong, and he can talk to me about anything. Every time, he just says "I'm fine," which clearly means he isn't. I see him on Thursday, so I'm going to ask him then, in person, maybe he'll tell me. I'm getting really worried about him. He's never done this before. I know most of you probably don't really care, but I'd appreciate your help :/. Anybody have any idea what to do...? I'd really appreciate it. If you read all this, thank you ♥ .
    nmf

  14. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    Today, my school had its annual Christmas ball.
    When a slow song came on, everyone was hesitant to get up with their date.
    Suddenly, my boyfriend dragged me off my chair and we danced in the middle of
    the room then everyone started applauding.
    The kicker:
    We are the first ever gay
    couple to dance at one
    of these events.
    -Six Billion Secrets
    nmf

  15. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    I sorta want something really bad to happen to me.
    Like a car accident or something, but I don't want to be hurt.
    I just want to know who'd care enough to come visit me in the hospital.
    Six Billion Secrets
    nmf

  16. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    So I just made this
    awesome quote.
    The letters were all faded, since I just learned how to fade, [pathetic I know], and I thought it looked pretty good. I was kinda hoping I'd get some faves, with it being pretty, but I was happier about just having a nice looking quote. So I finish fading the letters, which took like half an hour, choose my category and click "Submit Quote." Then a red box popped up at the top of the screen and said my quote was too long, including the HTML formatting, and I either had to shorten my quote, or 'tidy up the formatting' so it could be added to Witty Profiles.
    Yeah, I got mad.
    Sorry, as I know most of you don't really care, just had to vent about it -_-.
    nmf

  17. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    The worst thing about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth.
    nmf|nmq

  18. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    I always feel kinda bad when I'm the only
    one in my group of friends
    with a boyfriend.
    Only me? :/
    nmf

  19. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 1:46am UTC
    "Your eyes are beautiful."
    "That's because your reflection is in them."
    nmf|nmq

  20. mkg32197 mkg32197
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    So yesterday...
    I was at the pool with my boyfriend. Since my pool is strict about PDA [public display of affection] he couldn't hold me or anything like he wanted to. We hadn't seen each other for over two weeks [which is a long time for us] so he was kind of upset by this. He said,
    "Next time, can we just hang out at our house?..er, I mean my house."
    He accidentally said 'our' instead of 'my' :3. I just thought this was adorable.

:)

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