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Nina99
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January 21, 2012 1:49pm UTC

Preview your quote is such a lie.
I don't get 1031 favs or even 25 comments.

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Nina99
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 3:09pm UTC

And who else remembers
the " Naked Brothers Band " ?

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Nina99
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February 2, 2012 5:12pm UTC

Thats what makes you
B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L

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NextToYou
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November 7, 2012 5:14pm UTC

#Am i the only one
who could cry herself to sleep and wake up the next morning having to act like the happiest person..

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yourcool
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November 7, 2012 6:56pm UTC

I am honestly convinced that when
I leave my dogs and cats home alone, they throw a wild animal party with the neighboring animals.

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EmilyxLovesxU
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November 7, 2012 7:45pm UTC

If only I was thinner

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Ash_leigh*
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November 7, 2012 8:24pm UTC

Doctor: Before I take your x-ray, I have to ask you something.
Me: Ok.
Doctor: Is there any chance you might be pregnant?
Me: Lol. No.
Doctor: Are you sure? Are you sexually active?
Me: *bursts out laughing, curls into a ball to impersonate armadillo, rolls out of office and to the nearest store to buy more cats*

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Bernicexoxo*
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 5:32pm UTC

I've never seen
a guy shop for clothes. They just show up in his closet.

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yourcool
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November 7, 2012 7:14pm UTC

January: okay yeah man, new year, new me, fresh starts all around. i'm totally not gonna waste this year like i've done every other year of my life.
February: well okay that went quickly but february will be my month, i willget sh/t done, swear.
March: lol wtf wasn't it christmas like yesterday?
April: awww little baby birdies and sh/t how cute but i've still dont absolutely nothing. f/ck all.
May: MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU AHAHA AHHA HA HA aw sh/t i missed april fools day how the f/ck did that happen?
June: since when did it become summer?
July: bloggin bloggin bloggin bloggin bloggin bloggin bloggin bloggin
August: i need to start getting sh/t done where has the summer gone holy lord jesus take the wheel
September: oh summer, how i miss thee
October: HALLOF/CKINWEEN MOTHERF/CKERSSSSS
November: everything in nature is dying hmm kinda depressing
December: CHRISTMAS F/CK YEAH OMG YAYAYA OMG IT'S ALMOST A NEW YEAR. NEXT YEAR, THAT IS I WILL FINALLY GET SH/T DONE. I FEEL IT.

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yourcool
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November 7, 2012 6:54pm UTC

me on facebook in 2009: LIKE ALLLL THE THINGS!!
me on facebook in 2012: UNLIKE ALLLL THE THINGS!!

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SkinnyLove_
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November 7, 2012 8:27pm UTC

Honestly, I'm perfectly fine.

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PurplePinkDreams
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November 7, 2012 6:15pm UTC

click to see this quote

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isitonlyme
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November 7, 2012 6:57pm UTC

Me every night: i can have 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if i fall asleep right now

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 7:08pm UTC

sometimes, i like to sneak up on
my alarm clock when it's sleeping and yell "HOW DOES IT FEEL B/TCH?!"

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 5:48pm UTC

A real man is not a man who says nice things to women.
A real man is a man who say nice things and
his actions back those words up.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 7:26pm UTC

i'm not sure which is higher;
food prices, gas prices, unemployment, or wiz khalifa.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 7:18pm UTC

the worst thing about being a penguin?
getting into an argument and then trying to waddle away without looking adorable.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 7:35pm UTC

what if your bellybutton screamed when
you covered it with a shirt because it was scared of the dark?

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Christopher Robin*
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Swag:
You walk like you have a broken hip, and have your pants around your knees.
If you say you have swag, and walk like you have a broken hip, than I might actually give you a broken hip.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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