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Jessy1234

  1. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:14am UTC
    My mom just called my dad a D*ckhead

  2. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 8:29am UTC
    Mom: Clean your room Jessica OR ELSE
    Me: Or else what
    Mom: Stop talking fresh 2 me young lady
    Me: It was just a question mom
    Mom:............
    Me: u dont know do u
    Mom:.... Um ill take away ur ipod
    Me: Forget it mom
    Mom: Your TV?
    Me: Not Working
    Mom: Your Books
    Me: Give me the cleaning supplies

  3. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    What is your favoriteTaylor Swift song?Comment answer please

  4. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 9:51am UTC
    We've All #1
    Closed The Fridge Slowly
    To See The Light Turn
    Off
    **Should I Make a Series**

  5. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    If Anyone In My SchoolFinds Out About My Witty Account:I Will Need To Find A Place2 Hide The Dead Body

  6. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    WE'VE ALL,
    TRIED 2 BALANCE THE LIGHT SWITCH BETWEEN ON AND OFF
    STARTED DANCING FOR NO APPARENT REASON
    THATS ALL I GOT

  7. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    My Best Friend:
    Is one of the smartest people i know,
    is the only one who understands me,
    Is the only person who I never yell at,
    The one person I can barely live without,
    AND she move away

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