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  1. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    Only 2% of the world has green eyes
    Me: I'M RARE!!!!!

  2. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    I forgot what I was suppose to put on this quote so
    HI.

  3. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
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    December 24, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    This super annoying girl and I talking
    Her: HI JESSICA
    Me: Hi. *turns away*
    Her: Hi Jessica
    Me: *Ingnoring her**
    **After about 8 rounds of this she relizes that im ignoring her***
    Her: Hey why r u ignoring me
    Me: **NO COMMENT**
    IN MY HEAD
    Im ignoring u because u spread roumers about me and all my friends, you copy my homework every night, and act like a spoiled BRAT!!!!! ***Slaps her in the face***

  4. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 11:36am UTC
    Dec 21 was my 6 month anniversiry
    for joining witty

  5. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
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    December 24, 2012 11:32am UTC
    Merry Christmas Eve for those of you who celebrate
    For those of you who dont MERRY MONDAY

  6. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
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    December 24, 2012 11:22am UTC
    Hater: OMG I CANT EVEN COUNT HOW MANY BOYFRIENDS TAYLOR SWIFT HAD!!!
    ME: u cant count to 6? u should get that checked out

  7. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
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    December 24, 2012 11:19am UTC
    My friends were talking about a zombie apocalypse
    and they were talking about how they would not get eaten (cuz they are not the sharpes crayon in the box if u know what i mean)
    then they look at me
    and were like
    GOODBYE JESS

  8. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 11:09am UTC
    I find it hilarious
    that there are two viruses going around my school
    and i have managed to catch both of them!!!
    The day before Christmas!!!

  9. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 10:52am UTC
    I am trying to learn German
    How awesome am I??!!

  10. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 10:33am UTC
    They Hurt Her
    They Hurt Her. R.I.P Carmen gone but not forgotten… Keep Reading: After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole. They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted “She’s down in the sewer!” All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom. The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled “They Pushed Her” and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure. A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off. They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off. So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn’t repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name – you’ll find this to be true. If you don’t repost this saying “They hurt her,” then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet,or the shower (sorry i had to!!)
    This is a repost
    They hurt her

  11. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 10:23am UTC
    We've all #5
    Googled our name
    Just to see what would come up

  12. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 9:49am UTC
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOUIE!!!

  13. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
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    December 24, 2012 9:44am UTC
    one of my friends (thats a guy) asked me out
    I said no
    and then he hung up on me saying he had bad recption
    while my best friend was texting his twin brother :(
    I was like
    U LIE!!!

  14. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Today all the kids on my kickball team yelled at me
    Because the ball came right at me and I stept out of the way

  15. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
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    September 16, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    We've all #4
    Started singing really loud
    and then stopping when we relized
    someone was watching us!

  16. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
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    September 6, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    I just relized I have the best class ever the boys are not stupid and everyone in the class im friends with

  17. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
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    June 28, 2012 7:52am UTC
    Ke$ha: I eat boys up breakfast and lunch. The-
    Me: What do u eat 4 dinner?

  18. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
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    June 26, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    We've All#3Seen the Percy Jackson movie and almost wrote a complaint letter

  19. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
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    June 23, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    We've all: #2
    Gotten in trouble
    by a teacher
    while doing nothing
    wrong

  20. Jessy1234 Jessy1234
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    What My Mom Said: I need 2 do something about the church envolpesWhat I Heard: I need 2 do something about The Trojan War

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