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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
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February 23, 2012 9:34pm UTC

Being home alone
doing something really weird and feeling like someone is watching you.

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yourcool
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February 23, 2012 6:55pm UTC

That awkward moment when
a package says easy open.. And you end up using scissors, knife, hammer, 5 shots from a gun and a lightsaber.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 8:14pm UTC

I'll call it a "smart phone" the day I yell,
"Where's my phone?!"
and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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yourcool
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February 23, 2012 6:09pm UTC

"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing...
Unless you're at a funeral.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 8:10pm UTC

Wake up in the morning feeling like:
☐ P. Diddy.
☐ Like a G6.
☑ Burning my school down.

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IAWelyse
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 6:24pm UTC

iamwonderstruck.weebly.com nmf
Do we have to bake the
cookies? Or can I just
eat the batter?

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Mollyyy
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 10:35pm UTC

Dear guy who just got called down to the office,
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!
Sincerely, the rest of the classNMF/NMQ

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livelovelaxln
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December 13, 2011 10:36pm UTC

The Awkward Moment..... When your parents tell you to wait in line at the store while they get one last thing and you're next in line and they still aren't back... ♥ Format By livelovelaxln

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creativeusername97
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 10:36pm UTC

DON'T YOUGET TIRED
of putting makeup
on two faces every morning?

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ljnavarro
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 10:36pm UTC

Witty allows me to follow myself.
I feel so full of myself.
lol

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lizzyforever11
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 10:41pm UTC

NO
I won't share my ipod with you
i t s c a l l e d a n i p o d n o t a n u s p o d

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livelovelaxln
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December 13, 2011 10:41pm UTC

•#7• The Awkward Moment..... When santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom. ♥ Format By livelovelaxln

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ryansbestfriendjulia
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 10:43pm UTC

click to see this quote

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FlyingDove
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 11:03pm UTC

so who remembers
one, two,
skip a few,
ninety nine
one hundred!!!

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YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 11:08pm UTC

Mom: All you do is sit on that computer.
Me: No mom. I sit on the chair..

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marie1616
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 11:09pm UTC

★★★★★★★★★
Guy 1: C’mon man it’s time to go.
Guy 2: I can’t.
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: I can’t get up.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: It’s as if some mysterious force is pulling me toward the ground, restricting the freedom of my movement.
Guy 1: Gravity?
Guy 2: No, Laziness..
nmq/nmf
★★★★★★★★★
©FunkyMonkeyFormats

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ellibxoxo
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 10:49pm UTC

H .I .M.
he is mine ♥

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raee12
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 10:49pm UTC

What do you think about more; your past, present, or future?
Well think about it. A minute ago, is now part of your past. A minute from now, is considered your future. So technically, you never think about your present.
mind blown.
my qoute, nmf.

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ellibxoxo
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 10:51pm UTC

who else hates when guys get their haircut

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