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Jessica Torry*

1. softballbabyx0
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2012 4:04pm UTC
   Whats "IDK" mean?
   I don't know
   Nobody knows!!!!!
   No dude, I don't know
   I know u don't u already told me
   
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2. xokcgox01
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2012 3:59pm UTC
   I wish my eyes
   Could take pictures ♥
   
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3. hiyaxxx
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2012 3:34pm UTC
   I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It's still alive but it's hair looks amazing !
   
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4. yourcool
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2012 4:05pm UTC
   Favorite this &
   I'll laugh at how many people who favorite this and do nothing.
   
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5. BlackButterflies
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2012 3:12pm UTC
   randoms: "lol, are you two going out?"
   him: "nah, we're just friends. she's like a sister."
   me: well actually now that you mention it I'm
   sort of in love with him, but, y'know, whatever.
   "yup. just friends."
   
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6. xlilymaex
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2012 3:04pm UTC
   If you've ever been called
   "ugly",
   put this as your quote
   &
   whoever
   [♥]'s it
   disagrees.
   
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7. Mustache101
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2012 4:24pm UTC
   If skinny people go skinny dipping,
   what do fat people do?
   The Chunky Dunk?
   {Just a thought}
   
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8. yourcool
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2012 4:09pm UTC
   That awkward feeling when
   one foot falls asleep & everytime you move it tingles.
   
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9. BlackButterflies
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2012 3:09pm UTC
   me + you - her = ♥
   
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10. marie1616
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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11. yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Baby mosquito comes back after first time of flying:
    Mom Mosquito: How do it feel?
    Baby Mosquito: It was wonderful! Everyone was clapping for me!
    
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12. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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13. yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, "they're killing my family,
    and I'll have to fight the attacker naked."
    
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14. ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Who else remembers...
    Magic School Bus
    Teletubbies
    The Wiggles
    Lizzie McGuire
    The Proud Family
    Kim Possible
    The Replacements
    Even Stevens
    Phil of the Future
    Thats So Raven
    Barney
    The Powerpuff Girls
    Rugrats
    The Amanda Show
    As Told By Ginger
    Aaron Carter
    Jesse McCartney
    NSYNC
    Fav if you remember one. (:
    
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15. joey_luvs_bffs_4eva
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    i hate it
    when im trying to fall asleep but all these ideas keep popping into my head
    
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16. NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    We have all experienced the
    pain of a slow typer
    "oh my god, just let me do it!"
    
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17. Towitty4you
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    Favorite if you've seen "The Face" by Jenna Marbels
    Comment if you've ever used "The Face" in real life situations!
    
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18. Careena2011
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    December 19, 2011 7:47am UTC
    How much IS sponge bob really ready?(:
    
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19. ashleynicole94
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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20. imegacool
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    Justin takes Selena
    on exotic vacations,
    expensive dinners, and
    gives her thousands of dollars worth of gifts;
    I'd cry if he gave me a brick.
    
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