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Jazmine453

1. Jazmine453
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2014 6:33am UTC
   What happened to people putting "NMF/NMQ" at the bottom of their quotes.
   
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2. Jazmine453
   posted a quote
   January 6, 2014 1:23pm UTC
   "F*** me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?" - Heather #1
   NMFNMQ
   
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3. Jazmine453
   posted a quote
   November 23, 2013 8:12pm UTC
   Today, my dad asked my mom to feel his forehead ( for a fever I presume).
   After she felt it she replied in a completely serious voice,
   "It feels like a forehead honey."
   It was absolutley hilarious.
   NMFMQ
   
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4. Jazmine453
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   October 29, 2012 4:19pm UTC
   Whenever I feel lonely or unatractive. I just remember Captain Jack Harkness would still like me. And it brings the smile right back to my face.
   I <3 Doctor Who
   
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5. Jazmine453
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   October 3, 2012 5:53pm UTC
   When someone copies your quote then get`s more favs then you. -_-
   
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6. Jazmine453
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   October 3, 2012 5:14pm UTC
   Suicide doesn't end the pain.
   It just gives it to your loved ones.
   Don't give up.
   
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7. Jazmine453
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   October 1, 2012 9:02pm UTC
   There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
   
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8. Jazmine453
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   October 1, 2012 8:53pm UTC
   Homework probably can't kill me, but why take the chance when there is Witty.
   
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9. Jazmine453
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   October 1, 2012 7:16pm UTC
   A day without sunshine is like,you know,night.
   
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10. Jazmine453
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    October 1, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Knowing my highschool class will one day rule the nation. Puts the fear of God into me.
    
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11. Jazmine453
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    October 1, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    You never lose by loving, but you will always lose by holding back.
    
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12. Jazmine453
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    October 1, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    Discrimination against gays makes me sick. I`m black and homophobics make me 10x more mad then racists.
    
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13. Jazmine453
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    October 1, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    "I hate freshmen"
    ,says every sophomore.
    
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14. Jazmine453
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    October 1, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Plot twist: Witty Profiles has a mobile app that half of us don`t know about.
    
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15. Jazmine453
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    September 30, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Sooooo who else loved Witty for like ever before making an account?
    Just me?
    ok.
    
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