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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 5:54pm UTC
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  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    remember; you're only young once.
    but you can be immature forever.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    why don't you go back to
    your home on Wh/ore Island?

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    you know why "Shrek" is the best fairytale?
    because in some fairytales, the princes and the princesses are perfect. but in shrek, it teaches us that imperfect people can sill have their own happy endings.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    □ obama
    □ romney
    ✓ yoga pants

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    how screwd up would it be if
    if the last sentence of the harry potter book was "and then harry woke up back in his bed under the staircase."

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    why did the boy drop his ice cream?
    because he got hit by a bus.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    me: for halloween, can i be your girlfriend?

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    if god made everyone different,
    did he get tired by the time he reached asia?

  10. yourcool yourcool
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    October 18, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    remember when on disney channel they
    did a Hannah Montana, Suite Life and That's so Raven mix episode and it was the most exciting thing that had ever happened to you?

  11. yourcool yourcool
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    October 18, 2012 7:17pm UTC
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  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    how do i deactivate school from my life?

  13. jellybean1234 jellybean1234
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    People are making jokes about suicide and thinking it's funny? It's not funny. This is a huge deal. Death is always sad, but to know that someone willingly decided that it would be better without them? Take a moment, picture your best friend. She/he is so funny, so bubbly. They can always make you laugh. Now imagine them at a time when they were sad. It really hurts to see someone you love in pain. But this time, the pain is too real, too raw. They decide it's better to be dead, than to consider living their life. You're the person closest to them, and they wouldnt even stay alive to be with you. You feel worthless, like you meant nothing to them. You feel guilty, how could you not have noticed the signs? Your very best friend, your amigo, your partner in crime was so upset and hated life so much they decided to hurt themselves, and stop living. The reason doesn't matter. It could be a number of things. If someone is depressed, and you make a me...
    an comment about what they are most sensitive about, you're reinforcing the idea that they aren't "good enough" or "skinny enough" or "pretty enough" or whatever. If you have an open wound, then someone comes and pours lemon juice on it, it stings right? you were already hurting, and someone intensified it. So why are we being so mean to each other? Do you think you're cool? you're popular...so what? you have a lot of friends who will cheer you on if you make fun of the freak in school. that doesn't make it right. why can't we all just mind our own business and let people live their lives. You are all so beautiful, handsome, lovely, etc. The hundreds of people who put you down mean nothing compared to the admiration of that one person you love. No one needs to feel alone and sad, because you aren't. No one is perfect, because it's humanly impossible. So stop trying! Why would you set yourself up to fail? No one deserves to be picked on, it's mean and shows what a coldhearted person the bully really is. So everyone SHUT UP. If you’re insecure, then go hang out with friends, or do something you love. Tearing other people down to your level is just disgusting. before you post something, ask yourself how you would feel if someone said that to you. you dont deserve to feel that way, so why do other people? "Don't open your mouth to speak unless what you say will be more beautiful than silence."

  14. EvilAngel EvilAngel
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    "Never trust fairy tales. Any story that ends with "They all lived happily ever after" is a crock. There are no happy endings. No endings, full stop. Life goes on. There's always something new around the corner. You can overcome major obstacles, face great danger, look evil in the eye and live to tell the tale - but that's not the end. Life sweeps you forward, swings you round, bruises and batters you, drops some new drama or tragedy in your lap, never lets go until you get to the one true end: death. As long as you're breathing, your story's still going. Stories don't end; they continue as long as you're alive. You just have to get on with things. Turn the page, start a new chapter, find out what's in store for you next, and keep your fingers crossed that it's not too awful - even if you know in your heart and soul that it most probably will be."
    - Grubbs Grady
    (from the Demonata book series by Darren Shan)

  15. EvilAngel EvilAngel
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    "Wrists are for bracelets, not for cutting."
    - Kellin Quinn

  16. EvilAngel EvilAngel
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    The Big Bang Theory #1
    Sheldon: I made tea.
    Leonard: I don't want tea.
    Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
    Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
    Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
    Leonard: It's a lousy conversation starter.
    Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
    - Season 3, Episode 11

  17. EvilAngel EvilAngel
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    The Big Bang Theory #21
    Penny: Howard, would you like to explain to me why your Facebook page has a picture of me sleeping on your shoulder captioned: "Me and my girlfriend"?
    Howard: Uh oh, here comes "The Talk"..
    Penny: *Pretends to try and blow up Howard's head*
    - Season 1, Episode 9

  18. LOVEMEALWAYS220 LOVEMEALWAYS220
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    GIRLS
    There's a fine line between wearing makeup and looking like a crayola gang banged your face.
    nmq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    Guys. We have to get Obama out of office. The sooner he's gone, the sooner that demon Michelle loses power. I cannot eat another damn vegan lunch at school. Together, we can save America from anorexia.

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