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  1. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 10:36pm UTC
    You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know

  2. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    The truth about Rebecca Black's 'Friday' song.
    The song 'Friday' by Rebecca Black is really about the JFK assasination.
    JFK was assisinated in a car.
    The drivers name was Samuel Kickin.
    The song goes 'Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the backseat.'
    The assasination occured on Friday.
    When JFK was shot, the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to 'get down.'
    In the song she sings, 'Got to get down on Friday.'
    On her day calender, the word 'Friday' was written in red. Bloody Friday.
    Parts about the Cold War and the spread of Communism are also reflected, 'Everybody's Russian.'
    And to top it all of, in the hotel that morning JFK declined a breakfast of sausage, eggs, and toast for a bowl of Bran Flakes instead.
    In the song, it says, 'Got to have my bowl, got to have cereal.'
    In the music video, the alarm clock is counting the time the assasination.
    Also, the following Monday JFK was supposed to sign a bill into law requiring all public schools to provide bus transportation for their students.
    In the song it says, 'Got to catch my bus.' but the bus never came.
    JFK was shot while sitting in the back of a dark blue 1961 Lincoln Continental convertable.
    In the music video she rides in a blue convertable in the back seat.
    JUST A COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
    nmf

  3. Witty_Queenx08 Witty_Queenx08
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    The problem with people on Witty is: They either don't know how to take a joke. Or they take the joke way too far.

  4. PitchBlackGlow PitchBlackGlow
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    If you don't judge a book by its cover.
    Then don't judge a person by their scars.

  5. ilovezaynmaliksomove ilovezaynmaliksomove
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    you're beautiful


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. ChasinMyDreams123 ChasinMyDreams123
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    I'm going to get a cat
    And name it "my boyfriend" that way I can tell people i'm cuddling with my boyfriend..
    nmf MQ

  8. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. beautyinsidexox beautyinsidexox
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    Lol @ girls
    who date different guys weekly.
    nmf

  10. ClarissaLynn00 ClarissaLynn00
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    Today I went shopping:
    and nothing happened.
    I did not see this little
    boy who calls girls pretty.
    Guess he isn't where I'm from.

  11. LoveIsEverlasting LoveIsEverlasting
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    Jake_from_State_Farm started following you. - 2:42 am August 18, 2012
    Seeing that^^^ made my whole freaking day xD

  12. funkyoctopus121 funkyoctopus121
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    *flips by disney channel*
    *fashion is my kyrptonite is playing *
    Me; This sounds like S*xy and I know it

  13. rosiecon9 rosiecon9
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    August
    is just one big long sunday.

  14. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    Jake_from_State_Farm started following you
    can we just take a moment to realize
    how AWESOME this is?

    (format credit to OneDirection)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    Jake_from_State_Farm started following you. - 1:57 am August 18, 2012
    Lolololololololol

  17. Softballgirl15 Softballgirl15
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    *Hit random person
    in the
    forhead*
    '' Should have had a V8 ''

  18. cupiecake113 cupiecake113
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    JAKE_FROM_STATE_FARM IS FOLLOWING ME
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  19. ricecrispy2128 ricecrispy2128
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    i just got a notification:
    Jake_From_State_Farm started following you.
    OMG JAKE HAS A WITTY!!
    (i know he doesn't.... its fake but a girl can dream)

  20. vickytoria101 vickytoria101
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    Jack_From_State_Farm started following you!
    made me think
    'Are you talking to my boyfriend at 2 am without me knowing?!'

:)

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