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JKS123
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February 12, 2013 3:21pm UTC

► Shrove Tuesday used to be about using up sweet
foods for Lent. Now it's an excuse to buy as much
junk food as possible and eat it all in one day.

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JKS123
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February 12, 2013 1:35pm UTC

There is a kind of sadness that
you can become addicted to.

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JKS123
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February 12, 2013 1:30pm UTC

All it takes for evil to
flourish is for a good
person to do nothing

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JKS123
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February 10, 2013 10:15am UTC

Officially spent a day on Witty. Officially addicted to Witty.

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JKS123
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February 9, 2013 10:35am UTC

Was it just me or did anyone else try to dig a hole in their garden to the other side of the world when they were a kid?

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JKS123
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February 9, 2013 10:24am UTC

No matter who you are whether you're male or female, homosexual or straight, whatever your skin colour, age, intelligence or background. If you're nice to me I'll be nice to you.

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JKS123
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February 9, 2013 10:14am UTC

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

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JKS123
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February 9, 2013 10:10am UTC

I intend to live forever. So far so good.

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JKS123
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February 9, 2013 10:07am UTC

If life gives you lemons then turn them into lemonade.

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JKS123
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February 9, 2013 10:03am UTC

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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JKS123
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February 9, 2013 9:54am UTC

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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February 9, 2013 9:50am UTC

Life is as clear as mud.

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