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Iwannacookie2304
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January 6, 2014 12:04pm UTC

My nails are so long i look like f/cking wolverine

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 6, 2014 11:58am UTC

Wonderwall;
won - der - wall, adjective
Someone you find yourself
thinking about all the time,
the person you are completely
infatuated with.

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 6, 2014 11:38am UTC

I hate it when someone likes a ton of your quotes and then doesn't follow you.

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 5, 2014 5:44am UTC

Dear puberty, am i gonna get hot or stay ugly like can you just tell me i just can't handle the suspense.

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 5, 2014 5:42am UTC

When you throw a piece of food into your mouth and catch it first time and feel like god

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 5, 2014 4:35am UTC

"TV TAUGHT ME
HOW TO FEEL,
NOW REAL LIFE
HAS NO APPEAL"
format by gabikk

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 5, 2014 4:14am UTC

"boyfriend?"
"i think you mean witty."

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 5, 2014 4:10am UTC

Whenever my parents do something embarrasing
"Please tell me i'm adopted and we're not actually blood related."

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 4, 2014 1:47pm UTC

i think i'm losing my appetite.....today i was eating a mcdonalds and a chip fell on the floor..and i didn't pick it up.
DUN.DUN.DUN.

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 4, 2014 1:38pm UTC

Reading through my old quotes and thinking 'Why the f/ck would i post this?'

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 4, 2014 1:22pm UTC

Putting sunglasses on inside instantly makes you the coolest person in the room

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 4, 2014 5:30am UTC

Guy: Will you go out with me?
Me: Ye-*Wakes Up*

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 3, 2014 4:39pm UTC

The Ugly Years Of Being A Fool
Ain't Youth Meant
To Be Beautiful?

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 3, 2014 4:26pm UTC

Hey here's an idea, why don't we tape your mouth shut to stop sh/t from pouring out of it.

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 3, 2014 4:23pm UTC

My advice to everyone about everything:
"Lower your expectations"

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 3, 2014 4:14pm UTC

Mum: Why don't you go outside?
Me: *Stares at her*
Me: *Sighs*
Me: *Shakes head*
Me: *Goes back to laptop*

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 3, 2014 11:43am UTC

Dear Ted Moseby,
Does it really take 9 f/cking seasons to tell your kids how you met their mother?

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 3, 2014 11:26am UTC

Tries to sleep:
Brain: hi, how ya doin? haven't talked to you in a while. i'm just here to remind that a physcopath, serial killer, ghost, werewolf, monster, demon or a possessed family memeber could come into your room at any time and kill you.

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 3, 2014 10:02am UTC

My biggest fear is having no wifi signal

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 3, 2014 9:58am UTC

When i'm PMSing:
I swear to god if one guy even thinks about saying 'ow' i will throw him through a window.

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