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Itz_Justin
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January 8, 2010 11:01pm UTC

Stupid Quotes
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL
"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian
"Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there."
- Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

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Itz_Justin
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January 8, 2010 10:59pm UTC

you know that feeling when you like somebody and they Don't like you back
Yea, it sucks

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Itz_Justin
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January 7, 2010 7:07pm UTC

I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
Homer J. Simpson

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January 7, 2010 6:57pm UTC

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turkey or squirrel
pow....... good hunting

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January 7, 2010 6:48pm UTC

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January 7, 2010 6:45pm UTC

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January 7, 2010 6:35pm UTC

when eating Chinese food.... don't ask what it is...... sometimes the names give you a hint... like poo-poo platter

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January 7, 2010 6:30pm UTC

fav if you get the qoute under neath this one in my profile

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January 7, 2010 6:29pm UTC

"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."
Pearl Williams.

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January 7, 2010 6:10pm UTC

There's a fine line between love and hate.

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January 7, 2010 5:18pm UTC

if at first you don't succeed,, then skydiving isn't for you..

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Itz_Justin
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January 7, 2010 3:19pm UTC

Don't live life afraid...

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Itz_Justin
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January 7, 2010 3:18pm UTC

lol can mean two things... laugh out loud... or lots of lice
I'd go with the first one

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January 7, 2010 3:16pm UTC

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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Itz_Justin
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January 7, 2010 3:15pm UTC

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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Itz_Justin
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January 6, 2010 9:52pm UTC

my parents always say that if I took in to consideration what they were saying, my life would be perfect,
ya, ill start doing that when my life gets perfect.....

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Itz_Justin
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January 6, 2010 9:49pm UTC

Snowboarding:
a way to express freedom

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January 6, 2010 9:41pm UTC

don't stop believing, hold on to that feeling,cause if you let it go, it will probably pass as a kidney stone or something like that

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Itz_Justin
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January 6, 2010 9:35pm UTC

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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January 6, 2010 9:34pm UTC

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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