"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." 
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." 
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." 
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." 
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time." 
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails." 
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

"Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there." 
- Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster

"You guys line up alphabetically by height." 
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl." 
- Bill Peterson, football coach

"The internet is a great way to get on the net." 
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." 
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer