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ItwasntmexD
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 10:01pm UTC

I'm not trying to imnress you
but i got a sticker from the doctors ♥

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ItwasntmexD
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 1:08pm UTC

Being a virgin now a days,
Is like finding a four leaf clover

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ItwasntmexD
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June 24, 2011 5:53pm UTC

Relationships are like fat people
Some of them don't work out
*notsupposedtobeoffending*♥

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ItwasntmexD
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June 20, 2011 2:54pm UTC

Police Man: Whatever you say,
Can and will be held against you!
Man: Boobs!
♥

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ItwasntmexD
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 5:57pm UTC

Edward isn't a vampire
He lives in a forest, he doesn't eat people and he sparkles. Hes obviously a fairy
♥

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ItwasntmexD
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 5:31pm UTC

Pshtt.
I bET YOU Didn't know
YOU ARE MY NEMO

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ItwasntmexD
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 9:29pm UTC

So Random .
IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE FOR KIDS

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ItwasntmexD
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 3:04pm UTC

Dear Perfect Boyfriend
Welcome to the club!
Sincerly,
Santa Clause
Easter Bunny
& Tooth Fairy

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ItwasntmexD
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 1:40pm UTC

I dropped a tear in the ocean
And I won't stop loving you until i find it .

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ItwasntmexD
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 12:48pm UTC

My life is over...
The guitar on the google home page is gone
NMF

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ItwasntmexD
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 4:26pm UTC

i hope I'm not the only
One sitting on google
Entertaining myself
Like an idiot
-♥
EnriqueX788

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ItwasntmexD
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June 10, 2011 4:18pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ItwasntmexD
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 4:11pm UTC

That moment when all the top quotes are about the witty crash
♥

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ItwasntmexD
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 2:22pm UTC

Stop drinking that Haterade

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ItwasntmexD
posted a quote
June 8, 2011 3:27pm UTC

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
You met me while I was
picking up the pieces of my
heart
I think you took a couple
pieces while I wasn't
looking
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

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ItwasntmexD
posted a quote
June 8, 2011 2:57pm UTC

Highlight this if you are a pony
that poops butterflies
Now fav if you highlighted it even though you are no where close to being a pony that poops butterflies

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ItwasntmexD
posted a quote
June 6, 2011 6:00pm UTC

Who ya calling cootie queen
Ya lint licker
♥

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ItwasntmexD
posted a quote
June 6, 2011 5:54pm UTC

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ICan you start the weekend over,
I wasn't ready
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

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ItwasntmexD
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 8:30pm UTC

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
<3 if you remember this obsession

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ItwasntmexD
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 7:05pm UTC

I'll stop loving you when
t h a t si l l y r a b bi t g e t s i' t ' s t r i x

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